An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life

[HDQQ]

I'd have kept the cat and changed the porch into conservatory.

[Borg Refinery]

You were watching the x-files tonight, they played the genie episode
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Je_Souhaite

..The tax gran genie (otherwise known as an accuntoant) can certainly make taxes go 'poof'! 

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/09/27/us/donald-trump-taxes.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

[Borchester]

.when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''