So out of touch

[Thomas]

Hey, I think he got all these pie eating northerners spot on 

well you southerners across the border just make sure you dont involve us in your internal english fighting.

The scottish countryside has never had it so good since wee Nick banned the welsh and all northern english monkeys. Last summer  , where there was once wildlife and fish , the fair fields of the merse was empty of all life as the geordie chavs had eaten everything that flys or swims while on  a jaunt across the border , and all that was left was empty nookie broon bottles and disposable barbecues.

We have just got the place back to normal , so we dont want a return of any 30 stone mondeo driving pie eaters from byker grove .

[DeppityDawg]

How are these people allowed to dictate policy when they hold ideas that are so far away from the truth? No wonder the country is in such a mess

Hey, I think he got all these pie eating northerners spot on 

[Borg Refinery]

I was watching some guy in the Philippines doing a classical piece on a coconut shell with some wooden attachment and some string strung across.

Except it was even better because he added these little bends that give it a Filipino inflection, my point being that this stupid MP would stereotype their culture as being too backward to appreciate such things, yet there are people there unknown and unaporeciated who can outplay Hilary Hahn on a makeshift coconut shell ..

[Streetwalker]

Croydon opera

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txVuWey2dek

[cromwell]

Ooh dunno up here in Manchester we have the Halle band who can knock out a good tune or two

[Javert]

Well the people of his northern constituency keep voting him in so maybe they agree with him.

[Thomas]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1326585961451573249

"For many who live in London and the south of England, things like the opera house and the ballet will be the heart of their culture, but in the north... it is our local football club"

Tory MP Jake Berry calls for government to help "save" local clubs
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What planet does this prat inhabit? Northerners still live on bread and dripping and every Northerner loves footie, while every southerner, even those in council estates in Dagenham, go to the opera do they?

These Tories are SO out of f**king touch it's unreal. I'm sure you can make the same criticisms of Emily Snodberry et al but this is just unreal...

How are these people allowed to dictate policy when they hold ideas that are so far away from the truth? No wonder the country is in such a mess.

The Westmonster party bubble just needs to be smashed.

i dont know what he is talking about.

In the tenements of govan  , nothing beats a summers evening quaffing copious amounts of the finest merlot whilst watching a rousing rendition of tchaikovskys swan lake performed by the kirov ballet.

Must be a northern english thing he is talking about....did gazza appear at his door with a chicken leg and a bottle of newkie brown?

[Borg Refinery]

https://mobile.twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1326585961451573249

"For many who live in London and the south of England, things like the opera house and the ballet will be the heart of their culture, but in the north... it is our local football club"

Tory MP Jake Berry calls for government to help "save" local clubs
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What planet does this prat inhabit? Northerners still live on bread and dripping and every Northerner loves footie, while every southerner, even those in council estates in Dagenham, go to the opera do they?

These Tories are SO out of f**king touch it's unreal. I'm sure you can make the same criticisms of Emily Snodberry et al but this is just unreal...

How are these people allowed to dictate policy when they hold ideas that are so far away from the truth? No wonder the country is in such a mess.

The Westmonster party bubble just needs to be smashed.