What is happening in Scotland? Or Wales?

[Borchester]

Bugger Northern Ireland. I doubt they have got beyond nationalising knee capping. But all we are getting down south is Sir Keir making a fuss over Boris having mates round last year and trying to put the bill onto his expenses. And of course, Starmer wasn't invited so is still pissed off over tat.

But we hear bugger all about the folk up north or at the end of the M4.


So, anything happening in the far reaches of the empire?