I reckon SNP guidelines are the best

[Sheepy]

What, you mean they actually stopped hugging their families up in bonnie Scootland?
Down here in England, we never stopped.

What's a virtual hug anyway? it sounds like something those dopey kids would make up, let's all be green and send virtual hugs, if you don't comply, we will scream and scream.

[Barry]

What, you mean they actually stopped hugging their families up in bonnie Scootland?
Down here in England, we never stopped.

[Sheepy]

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/snp-treating-scots-toddlers-publishing-144859327.html
Stroke of genius, see here Jock don't be a T@@@ do as you are told or you won't be saved and taken aboard the arc. No not the ship building welding one, the Ark.
Obviously written for the riff raff, probably in Edinburgh on the Govan riviera they will be drinking Martinis and raising a glass. 
Take no notice of the torygraph Nicola, they are just miffed they never thought of it.