A few musings ...

[grumzed]

They're filming. Maybe the 5th take. C'mon, give the man a break.

[johnofgwent]

So as you may have read in the main forum threads I've been having a little fun this week. And my mind has drifted slightly. Here's a few things it dredged up.


So, you know that bit at the start of pretty much every guy + girl porn vid where the ridiculously underdressed young lady has got her kit off, gets the guy's jeans undone, puts her hand in and fishes out six inches of completely limp .....


Ever wondered how he manages to keep it limp for the whole of the opening gambit shot ?


Beta Blockers. That's how.








Moving on.


It's a funny old world you find yourself in when you're prescribed warfarin. Everything's a bloody battle. Particularly where foods rich in Vitamin K are concerned.


Because vitamin K is a blood clotting necessity, the more there is in your diet, the higher the warfarin dose...


But this fact lends itself to unusual conclusions. Take Blue cheese like Stilton for example. Been hit by a gunman's 357 Magnum, and bleeding out ??  Dear not, should be a pound of Stilton in the wound tract and you'll be right as rain all the way to the emergency room...


Have you got any idea how many classic film endings I just wrecked... I mean...


'Rick': Get away from that phone
'Strasser (ignoring Rick)' Hello, Get me the Control Tower


B-A-N-G


(Bunch of Gendarmes enter Stage Right)
'Lead Gendarme': Captain Renault, what has happened here


'Renault': Major Strasser has been shot. (Pause for dramatic effect). Round up the usual cheesemongers ....