You have to laugh

Started by cromwell, March 13, 2020, 09:29:25 PM

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cromwell

Seen this a few times and childishly still cracks me up
https://youtu.be/OkVUPKtmf6s
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Barry

MI5 are joining social media in a new era of openness.
† The end is nigh †

cromwell

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cromwell

Meghan Markle once asked the queen "What's the secret of a long life?" To which the queen replied "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!
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cromwell

Boris Johnson has just announced that everyone who was alive last time spurs won the title has been vaccinated.
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Thomas

I don't want to brag but I just completed a jigsaw puzzle in one week and the box said two to four year
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Streetwalker

My wife asked me to stop singing 'Im a believer ' by the monkeys  because she found it annoying

Ive been singing that song for 40 fecking years and now she tells me , I really did think she was joking


Then I saw her face

Thomas

Quote from: Streetwalker on April 03, 2021, 07:43:56 PM
No , Merkle  or is it ,, no  just another over rated German 

(I might pay for that next week )

Have ye heard that wan? The germans are bringin out a new motor in america aimed at cowboys , they call it the "audi partner."

( ahll get ma coat mate) :D
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Streetwalker

Quote from: Thomas on April 03, 2021, 07:40:08 PM
jist saw that pal , 5 - 2 west brom?

Stinger.

Whose the chelsea manager ? Keir starmer? :D

No , Merkle  or is it ,, no  just another over rated German 

(I might pay for that next week )

Thomas

Quote from: Streetwalker on April 03, 2021, 07:24:15 PM
Chelsea

jist saw that pal , 5 - 2 west brom?

Stinger.

Whose the chelsea manager ? Keir starmer? :D
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Streetwalker


Thomas

Quote from: cromwell on March 16, 2021, 10:15:19 PM
Oprah's next interview is with Jurgen Klopp who has also lost a title and is getting bullied at home.

thats bad cromwell. You mancs are so spitefull when it comes to football. :D

On another note, i just want to reassure my layabout  lefty friend in plymouth during this coronavirus pandemic , you are being offered a jab , no a job so dont panic.
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cromwell

Oprah's next interview is with Jurgen Klopp who has also lost a title and is getting bullied at home.
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Thomas

the inventor of predictive text has also just passed away from covid 19.

His funfair is on sundial.
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Thomas

The inventor of the anagram has just died of covid 19 .

May he erect a penis.
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