My mobility scooter has just packed up

[papasmurf]

Yes but wait till he tries starting it !

He uses it every day. (It is also electric.)

[Streetwalker]

I suggest the dealer is messing you about. One of my neighbours has had his mobility scooter parked outside his back door for years with few problems.

Yes but wait till he tries starting it !

[papasmurf]

So I rang up the dealer who asked if it had been left out in the rain.

I suggest the dealer is messing you about. One of my neighbours has had his mobility scooter parked outside his back door for years with few problems.

[johnofgwent]

So I rang up the dealer who asked if it had been left out in the rain.

Rain, I said? Rain. So it isn't rain proof? Well I should have know that. I mean, it never f**king well rains in the UK does it?

, sneer, snort, bitch. I had quite a good time of it to be honest. Luckily it was a lad on the receiving end so I did not have to pull my horns in.

SERIOUSLY


I ask because it's becoming clearer every passing month that she who must be obeyed's knees are not getting better and the time is approaching where she will have to join the local chapter of hell's grannies ....


We were looking around for all terrain versions so she could still do the walking round swanages coast, but I think a quad bike with a blue badge might be a better option.


I'll have to remember this when the time comes though.

[Borchester]

 

I hope you get it fixed soon Borchester,  Mr Khan will be very upset with you running around on that bus pass.

Dunno. I sometimes feel that Saddo enjoys a good kick up the arse.

[Sheepy]

So I rang up the dealer who asked if it had been left out in the rain.

Rain, I said? Rain. So it isn't rain proof? Well I should have know that. I mean, it never f**king well rains in the UK does it?

, sneer, snort, bitch. I had quite a good time of it to be honest. Luckily it was a lad on the receiving end so I did not have to pull my horns in.

I hope you get it fixed soon Borchester,  Mr Khan will be very upset with you running around on that bus pass.

[Borchester]

So I rang up the dealer who asked if it had been left out in the rain.

Rain, I said? Rain. So it isn't rain proof? Well I should have know that. I mean, it never fucking well rains in the UK does it?

, sneer, snort, bitch. I had quite a good time of it to be honest. Luckily it was a lad on the receiving end so I did not have to pull my horns in.