Nightmare on 13th December 2019

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Baron von Lotsov

#15
December 10, 2019, 07:14:52 AM
This guy is brilliant. He does News relating Uncle Sam with the cheesiest death metal chord you can imagine, like their own caricature.



Each News story comes with accompanying backing music. This one is the story so far regarding Brexit. If you are American, or from some other country that is not here, you may find this extremely helpful in trying to understand what's going on.



<t>Hong Kingdom: addicted to democrazy opium from Brit</t>

Churchill

#14
December 08, 2019, 06:02:47 PM
Quote from: Barry post_id=8694 time=1575802421 user_id=51
https://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/300x200/s/steptoe_and_son_albert.jpg">



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Nothing like each other!  :lol:


 :lol:



I was listening to the Steptoe and Son show on Radio4 Extra last week still made me chuckle
<r><COLOR color=\"#4000FF\">>After years of waiting at long last on our way out of the EU <E>]</e></COLOR></r>

cromwell

#13
December 08, 2019, 05:24:37 PM
Quote from: papasmurf post_id=8684 time=1575800866 user_id=89Who is Steptoe?


He pioneered test tube babies,or as in this case was a scruffy old git with a mind like his rag and boneyard,now do you see the comparison?......no of course not.
Energy....secure and affordable,not that hard is it?

papasmurf

#12
December 08, 2019, 11:02:50 AM
Quote from: Barry post_id=8694 time=1575802421 user_id=51




Nothing like each other!  :lol:


Not like each other at all.
Nemini parco qui vivit in orbe

Barry

#11
December 08, 2019, 10:53:41 AM
Quote from: papasmurf post_id=8684 time=1575800866 user_id=89Who is Steptoe?

https://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/300x200/s/steptoe_and_son_albert.jpg">



https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d7716a874e63ed2104c52e685bb037d1dbfe9f65/358_66_3244_1946/3244.jpg?width=300&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=0449d0ff2acbb00cb86a03f01005a57e">



Nothing like each other!  :lol:
† The end is nigh †

papasmurf

#10
December 08, 2019, 10:27:46 AM
Quote from: johnofgwent post_id=8667 time=1575757466 user_id=63
You forgot to add ...



9pm mossad take out Steptoes dinner venue just as he stands up to give the loyal (to shithead bin liner) toast and lay the blame on putin....


Who is Steptoe?
Nemini parco qui vivit in orbe

Churchill

#9
December 08, 2019, 10:12:36 AM
:D
<r><COLOR color=\"#4000FF\">>After years of waiting at long last on our way out of the EU <E>]</e></COLOR></r>

johnofgwent

#8
December 07, 2019, 10:24:26 PM
You forgot to add ...



9pm mossad take out Steptoes dinner venue just as he stands up to give the loyal (to shithead bin liner) toast and lay the blame on putin....
<t>In matters of taxation, Lord Clyde\'s summing up in the 1929 case Inland Revenue v Ayrshire Pullman Services is worth a glance.</t>

Borchester

#7
December 06, 2019, 02:34:21 AM
Quote from: Churchill post_id=8188 time=1575395030 user_id=69
December 13th December 2019



 6am Labour wins shock election Corbyn is PM



7am Argentina retakes the Falklands.



8am Spain takes Gibraltar.



9am Russia cuts gas supply to UK



10 France, Spain, Portuguese, and Scandinavian Trawlers start fishing 500 yards from our shores.



11am Dianne Abbotts alarm clocks wakes her up, but she is adamant she set it 6am.



12am Corbyn orders all borders to be open immediately to one and all.



12.30am Orders the arrest of any British Soldiers that has ever pointed a gun at any past enemy and thrown into prison.



1pm All UK Nuclear weapons scarped and disbands our Royal Navy, Air Force and Army.



2pm Anyone who has bought their Council House evicted  immediately for crimes against the state.



3pm Arrest the entire Royal Family and locks them in the Tower of London  



4pm Corbyn flies out to Syria for a sit down meal with ISIS.



If Carlsberg did nightmares they would probably be the worst nightmares in the world.  



Take it with a pinch of salt folks


 :D  :D
Algerie Francais !

papasmurf

#6
December 03, 2019, 06:17:04 PM
Quote from: Churchill post_id=8197 time=1575395944 user_id=69Try and relax


I am relaxed. The ball and chain is going to take part in a pub quiz later, so I have the evening to myself. (I just wish she would stop winning those quizzes though. It is unfair on everyone else.)
Nemini parco qui vivit in orbe

Churchill

#5
December 03, 2019, 05:59:04 PM
Try and relax
<r><COLOR color=\"#4000FF\">>After years of waiting at long last on our way out of the EU <E>]</e></COLOR></r>

papasmurf

#4
December 03, 2019, 05:56:16 PM
Quote from: Churchill post_id=8194 time=1575395656 user_id=69
Suggest you take that up with the person who wrote the joke, its called black humour  :roll:


It has to be credible to be humour.
Nemini parco qui vivit in orbe

Churchill

#3
December 03, 2019, 05:54:16 PM
Suggest you take that up with the person who wrote the joke, its called black humour  :roll:
<r><COLOR color=\"#4000FF\">>After years of waiting at long last on our way out of the EU <E>]</e></COLOR></r>

papasmurf

#2
December 03, 2019, 05:51:44 PM
That scenario fits a hard Brexit more than a Corbyn government. ( Just where did you get the idea that Britain buys Russian gas.)
Nemini parco qui vivit in orbe

Churchill

#1
December 03, 2019, 05:43:50 PM
December 13th December 2019



 6am Labour wins shock election Corbyn is PM



7am Argentina retakes the Falklands.



8am Spain takes Gibraltar.



9am Russia cuts gas supply to UK



10 France, Spain, Portuguese, and Scandinavian Trawlers start fishing 500 yards from our shores.



11am Dianne Abbotts alarm clocks wakes her up, but she is adamant she set it 6am.



12am Corbyn orders all borders to be open immediately to one and all.



12.30am Orders the arrest of any British Soldiers that has ever pointed a gun at any past enemy and thrown into prison.



1pm All UK Nuclear weapons scarped and disbands our Royal Navy, Air Force and Army.



2pm Anyone who has bought their Council House evicted  immediately for crimes against the state.



3pm Arrest the entire Royal Family and locks them in the Tower of London  



4pm Corbyn flies out to Syria for a sit down meal with ISIS.



If Carlsberg did nightmares they would probably be the worst nightmares in the world.  



Take it with a pinch of salt folks
<r><COLOR color=\"#4000FF\">>After years of waiting at long last on our way out of the EU <E>]</e></COLOR></r>
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