Mummy whose my Daddy ?

[Churchill]

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[Major Sinic]

Little Benny, just five years old adored his grandmother to such an extent that one day, when he was with his Daddy, he said 'I want to marry Grandma'.



His father said 'Benny you can not marry Grandma'  'Why not' replied Benny 'I love her'.



Finding the topic difficult to say the least he responded 'You may love her but she's my mother and you can't marry my mother'



'Why not' said Benny 'You married mine'!

[Major Sinic]

Little boy aged 5 ask his Mum a question bottom lip trembling



Mummy what colour am I , am I black, white , brown, bit of each, or  Oriental, Asian who was my Daddy please tell me.



Mum replies " I wish I could but I was off my face at that party back then no idea, just be grateful you don't have four legs and can bark "







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[Churchill]

Little boy aged 5 ask his Mum a question bottom lip trembling



Mummy what colour am I , am I black, white , brown, bit of each, or  Oriental, Asian who was my Daddy please tell me.



Mum replies " I wish I could but I was off my face at that party back then no idea, just be grateful you don't have four legs and can bark "







Cab for Churchill please mine host