No real rain for months so yesterday I watered the plants

[Barry]

God did provide us with the Met Office and you could have checked the forecast, but it is a bit Ironic.
Like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid.

[Borchester]

The spuds and pumpkins are growing in tubs so I filled up a bucket with water, added 20ml of Tomatorite and put that into each tub.
No great problem. I was sitting down most of the time, but I still had to get up and empty the bucket, with the whole business taking about three hours and me lifting about a ton of water.
This morning I woke up and my legs were on fire. Still, I thought, at least the plants have had a good soak.
And now it is pissing down with rain.
God is alright, but the old bastard does come up with some bloody silly jokes