Just heard this from the vicar

[Borchester]

He always struck me as a bit of a po faced bugger, but maybe he had a glass or two to celebrate the Jubilee.

Anyway, he told Madam who has told me and I am telling you.....

A chap goes to the movies and is sitting in the stalls when a crisp falls on his head.

So he tastes it and it is delicious and he has barely finished it when another one arrives.

So he gobbles that one up as well.

And another soon follows.

So he spends the entire movie scoffing these splendid crisps and afterwards he finds the manager and thanks him for the free snack.

And the manager says your happiness is our happiness sir. Then, when the chap leaves the manager turns to his assistant and says,

that leper who is always picking his scabs, what did I tell you about not letting him use the balcony?