Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

[T00ts]

Yeah, it's a bug in the system.  ::

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[Barry]

Yeah, it's a bug in the system.  ::

[T00ts]

I keep getting adverts for blue circle cement on my computer and I can't think why.

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That new avatar of yours really had me worried to start with but now it's sending me into a right 2&8.  :roll:

[Barry]

I keep getting adverts for blue circle cement on my computer and I can't think why.

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[T00ts]

One for sheepy:

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[Barry]

One for sheepy:

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[Barry]

Nigeria has confirmed many cases of Coronavirus. I hope it hasn't got the guy who wants to transfer $7,000,000 into my bank account.  

[cromwell]

Went shopping this morning in town and walked past three street acts that were singing Frank Sinatra songs, two performing Sammy Davis Jr numbers and another doing Dean Martin.



I'll be glad when this croonervirus is over.

[papasmurf]

General inspecting parade of female troops. He stops in front of one very fit looking one. "Do you think you could kill a man?"  "Eventually Sir."

[cromwell]

The two worst winters in living memory?







Mike & Bernie

[Bright Young Thing]

snip.......



I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

Wonder if anyone investigated all that chaotic home life!

[Barry]

Children writing about the oceans:



This is a picture of an octopus - it has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)



Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)



If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island but If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)



Sharks are ugly, mean and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)



A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age



My dad goes out in his boat and comes back with crabs. (Emily Burniston age 5)



When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)



I love mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)



I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)



Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting Electric eels can give you a nasty shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)



When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)



On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7).

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[cromwell]

Are you taking the piss, it's blowing a hooly here  ::  ::  :hattip

No,but one of our Celtic members was.

[GregB]

Having to read a lot of posts can sometimes be a chore but occasionally a gem appears and lightens the mood,sides still hurting they go on to hurt even more when the author is asked to check the weather forecast  ::  ::  ::  ::  ::  

I'll leave the sherlock Holmes  amongst you to find the relevant post.

Are you taking the piss, it's blowing a hooly here  ::  ::  :hattip

[cromwell]

Having to read a lot of posts can sometimes be a chore but occasionally a gem appears and lightens the mood,sides still hurting they go on to hurt even more when the author is asked to check the weather forecast  ::  ::  ::  ::  ::  

I'll leave the sherlock Holmes  amongst you to find the relevant post.