The talking dog

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Date: May 30th
   
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A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale".



He rings the bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Of course," the dog replies.
"So what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking when I was quite young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my gift and they trained me and sent me around the world jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, and diplomats and eavesdropping
because no one suspected that I was capable of talking. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years. But the traveling and jetting all over the world really tired me out, and I knew that I was not getting any younger and I wanted to settle down."



The dog then continued" I then signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in on their conversations. There I uncovered some incredible dealings and I was awarded a bunch of medals. I had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I am just retired."



The guy is amazed. He goes back inside the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.



The owner says, "Ten pounds".



The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"



The owner replied, "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."