Running out of ideas for threads?

[cromwell]

"The local Chinese has changed Peking Duck from No 46 to No 61 on the menu sparking massive confusion"

That line reminds me of the old joke
Young man finally gets a date with the young and very fit girl from the Chinese takeaway,good night out then back to his.......things get steamy and she says what do you want......he says I fancy a 69,she storms out saying if you think I'm getting a wok out you can get stuffed

[papasmurf]

Conjures up an image of Sid James chasing Barbara Windsor and Shirley Eaton round Pappy's garden. 

The state of my back and front garden they would be torn to shreds.

[Borchester]

"Two birds just flew out of my hedge - but how they got in there is a complete mystery"

Conjures up an image of Sid James chasing Barbara Windsor and Shirley Eaton round Pappy's garden. 

[johnofgwent]

Your link is not working. 

Give us a chance barry, i have to find my debit card ...

[johnofgwent]

Is your new thread count going down? No more sheds to build or barbeques to fix? Don't worry, here are a few ideas for a bumper autumn of obsessessive, borderline autistic threads for you to get your teeth into

"Someone left an empty crisp packet outside my back gate - people like this should be shot"

"I've ordered a new washing machine belt from China - daily updates on the package as it crosses the globe"

"The local Chinese has changed Peking Duck from No 46 to No 61 on the menu sparking massive confusion"

"Two birds just flew out of my hedge - but how they got in there is a complete mystery"

"The instruction manual for my new leaf blower is in Mandarin - my wife is going to go to night classes to learn it"

"I've just serviced my bike - its covered 112 miles since the last one"

"How to stop speeding cars with rolled up newspaper and a Ham Sandwich"

And many others. Just go to www.irritatingcnut.co.uk and complete the short online form, together with your bank details, cashpoint PIN and national insurance number, and we'll send you a link to a wealth of great new thread ideas !!!

I wish to complain. The website cannot be found.

I am however giving it some thought .... 99p and a dynamic dns re direct to my raspberry pi here in front of me ....



Lockdown's given me way to much free time hasnlt it

[Barry]

Is your new thread count going down? No more sheds to build or barbeques to fix? Don't worry, here are a few ideas for a bumper autumn of obsessessive, borderline autistic threads for you to get your teeth into

"Someone left an empty crisp packet outside my back gate - people like this should be shot"

"I've ordered a new washing machine belt from China - daily updates on the package as it crosses the globe"

"The local Chinese has changed Peking Duck from No 46 to No 61 on the menu sparking massive confusion"

"Two birds just flew out of my hedge - but how they got in there is a complete mystery"

"The instruction manual for my new leaf blower is in Mandarin - my wife is going to go to night classes to learn it"

"I've just serviced my bike - its covered 112 miles since the last one"

"How to stop speeding cars with rolled up newspaper and a Ham Sandwich"

And many others. Just go to www.irritatingcnut.co.uk and complete the short online form, together with your bank details, cashpoint PIN and national insurance number, and we'll send you a link to a wealth of great new thread ideas !!!

Your link is not working. 

[Sheepy]

Could be worse, imagine if you lived next door to the annoying bland little todger.

[papasmurf]

Why don't you start some threads, there is loads of controversial news.

[DeppityDawg]

Is your new thread count going down? No more sheds to build or barbeques to fix? Don't worry, here are a few ideas for a bumper autumn of obsessessive, borderline autistic threads for you to get your teeth into

"Someone left an empty crisp packet outside my back gate - people like this should be shot"

"I've ordered a new washing machine belt from China - daily updates on the package as it crosses the globe"

"The local Chinese has changed Peking Duck from No 46 to No 61 on the menu sparking massive confusion"

"Two birds just flew out of my hedge - but how they got in there is a complete mystery"

"The instruction manual for my new leaf blower is in Mandarin - my wife is going to go to night classes to learn it"

"I've just serviced my bike - its covered 112 miles since the last one"

"How to stop speeding cars with rolled up newspaper and a Ham Sandwich"

And many others. Just go to www.irritatingcnut.co.uk and complete the short online form, together with your bank details, cashpoint PIN and national insurance number, and we'll send you a link to a wealth of great new thread ideas !!!