The be nice to Liberals thread...

[johnofgwent]

Too true, biting booby pillows is an odd thing -they may burst..

..but preferable to biting sheep as in wales. 

'The only sheep biter in the village'...

Those odd welsh liberals, bringing their strange practices across the countries. They're bringing crime, they're bringing disease-so bigly diseased -probably most of them have so many issues, so issuely.. Build the wall! We're going to build a very beautiful Hyddrian's wall - So beautiful - It will be so beautiful and will be built SO fast it will make your head spin.

..And we're going to make Wales pay for it!

Well right now it's Dickhead Drakeford doing the wall building, with English motorists paying

[Borg Refinery]

I like to be kind to Liberals. When I think back of their history, "biting pillows" seems to come to mind and other strange practices.
If people are so unfortunate as to bite pillows, we really should be as nice to them as possible, helping them out and counselling where necessary.

Too true, biting booby pillows is an odd thing -they may burst..

..but preferable to biting sheep as in wales. 

'The only sheep biter in the village'...

Those odd welsh liberals, bringing their strange practices across the countries. They're bringing crime, they're bringing disease-so bigly diseased -probably most of them have so many issues, so issuely.. Build the wall! We're going to build a very beautiful Hyddrian's wall - So beautiful - It will be so beautiful and will be built SO fast it will make your head spin.

..And we're going to make Wales pay for it!

[Barry]

I like to be kind to Liberals. When I think back of their history, "biting pillows" seems to come to mind and other strange practices.
If people are so unfortunate as to bite pillows, we really should be as nice to them as possible, helping them out and counselling where necessary.

[johnofgwent]

...I mean...who fries chips three times, for feck sake?...

Oh god.


It's coming out time


I do.


Well I did. Once. I found a recipe from Gordon Ramsey and I thought why the F@@@ would i do this. So I did it...


They're fucking gorgeous.


And if you take off all the holodeck safeties and tell the Nissan leaf F@@@ the regeneration, give it to me big boy and push your pedal to the metal ...


The fucker launches like a vomit comet, pushes you back into the seat, and keeps you pinned there till the Speedo hits 102.


Going up a 4% gradient.


I was quite surprised.


I was even more surprised at how little it took from the batteries


Trying it in a diesel SMax on the same stretch burned one and a quarter gallons. Ok ok it maxed out at 135 but hey ...

[cromwell]

...I mean...who fries chips three times, for feck sake?...are these people nuts?

Why do they always insist on wearing lycra and riding around on expensive pushbikes? Why do they go to Waitrose with a fecking baby strapped to their chest? For crying out loud, why would you buy a Nissan Leaf for feck sake? I wouldn't let anyone give me one for nothing. My lawnmower has more bhp.

But you said on another thread that Candace........Ermm never mind

[DeppityDawg]

...I mean...who fries chips three times, for feck sake?...are these people nuts?

Why do they always insist on wearing lycra and riding around on expensive pushbikes? Why do they go to Waitrose with a fecking baby strapped to their chest? For crying out loud, why would you buy a Nissan Leaf for feck sake? I wouldn't let anyone give me one for nothing. My lawnmower has more bhp.

[johnofgwent]

Sorry DD but nobody went o Brighton to fight on the beach in the first place.


The chief constable flooded the place with coppers because the liberal voters demanded someone do something about these wealthy young men with jobs, girlfriends and a credit rating freezing to death in pouring rain one bank holiday weekend ...

[cromwell]

Yes but no but...I just realised there are loads of threads smacking up liberals. Liberal elitists, neo liberals, liberal psychologists etc etc. I mean hell...have they had a rough few weeks on here?

So this is the "be nice to a liberal thread"...stop laughing at the back...Borchester, I'm looking at you...

You have to say something that's good about being a Liberal....so...erm....I'll go first....they keep Marks & Spencers in business? There'd be no PTAs without them? They invented "thrice fried chips" and "pan fried chicken" and other "menu marketing" names....hang on....what the feck else would you fry chicken in?...a fecking shovel?...scrap that one...Dulux came up with much more interesting names for their paint because of them...you know..."toasted biscuit"...electric cars and cycle lanes exist because of them...nobody goes to Brighton to fight on the beach anymore because of them...they got smoking banned in pubs...in fact, they've now got drinking banned in pubs too because they are fecking shut, but thats another story...they made someone invent meat free meat...they've rescued many shit-holes from those working class oiks and turned them into nice areas...I'm sure there must be more...

So, am I forgiven now?

No no no,but it so bloody funny 

[johnofgwent]

Back in 1976, the Tories had no interest in helping the owners of the houses built in the middle of Cardiff's student and blue collar ghetto whose original purchasers in the 1880s bought them on  99 year leasehold leases because post 1832 it was the property,not the land, that gave the man of the house a vote ...
... But in Tory eyes anyone fool enough to buy a leasehold property deserved being taught why they shouldn't have the hard way


And Labour weren't interested for two reasons. First because property is theft and property ownership is incompatible with the aims of the party ...


And secondly because the land in question belonged to James Callaghan,then Prime Minister.




Into this debacle marched two rank amateur liberal party activists who quickly became councillors...


To my shame, I voted for one of them in a council election,because my cousin living a mile away from where we rented was one of the victims....


From these humble beginnings the Lib Dem climb to power propping up labour in the Welsh assembly


Fortunately that is now at an end ... But it could have been different. If only CLEGG hadn't sold the party down the river to get his arse on a seat in number 10,s cabinet room...

[Nick]

Yes but no but...I just realised there are loads of threads smacking up liberals. Liberal elitists, neo liberals, liberal psychologists etc etc. I mean hell...have they had a rough few weeks on here?

So this is the "be nice to a liberal thread"...stop laughing at the back...Borchester, I'm looking at you...

You have to say something that's good about being a Liberal....so...erm....I'll go first....they keep Marks & Spencers in business? There'd be no PTAs without them? They invented "thrice fried chips" and "pan fried chicken" and other "menu marketing" names....hang on....what the feck else would you fry chicken in?...a fecking shovel?...scrap that one...Dulux came up with much more interesting names for their paint because of them...you know..."toasted biscuit"...electric cars and cycle lanes exist because of them...nobody goes to Brighton to fight on the beach anymore because of them...they got smoking banned in pubs...in fact, they've now got drinking banned in pubs too because they are fecking shut, but thats another story...they made someone invent meat free meat...they've rescued many shit-holes from those working class oiks and turned them into nice areas...I'm sure there must be more...

So, am I forgiven now?

They're not quite as bad as Communists. That's about it.

[DeppityDawg]

Yes but no but...I just realised there are loads of threads smacking up liberals. Liberal elitists, neo liberals, liberal psychologists etc etc. I mean hell...have they had a rough few weeks on here?

So this is the "be nice to a liberal thread"...stop laughing at the back...Borchester, I'm looking at you...

You have to say something that's good about being a Liberal....so...erm....I'll go first....they keep Marks & Spencers in business? There'd be no PTAs without them? They invented "thrice fried chips" and "pan fried chicken" and other "menu marketing" names....hang on....what the feck else would you fry chicken in?...a fecking shovel?...scrap that one...Dulux came up with much more interesting names for their paint because of them...you know..."toasted biscuit"...electric cars and cycle lanes exist because of them...nobody goes to Brighton to fight on the beach anymore because of them...they got smoking banned in pubs...in fact, they've now got drinking banned in pubs too because they are fecking shut, but thats another story...they made someone invent meat free meat...they've rescued many shit-holes from those working class oiks and turned them into nice areas...I'm sure there must be more...

So, am I forgiven now?