Royal Mail scared stiff of staples

Started by Baron von Lotsov, November 08, 2019, 05:47:07 PM

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Baron von Lotsov

Quote from: "patman post" post_id=7596 time=1574876788 user_id=70
Can you point us to a supplier?

I guess many of us would appreciate some defence against some of the pricks we get on here...


Mine came from Proper job, but they were end of line stock unfortunately. You could probably get them directly from the Chinese though.
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patman post

Quote from: "Baron von Lotsov" post_id=7587 time=1574874309 user_id=74
What you want is Chinese "riggers" gloves.



Imagine yourself up a 50 story sky scraper trying to bolt it together.



This is what you would use, and they are 75p!



I have tons of thorns coming in from next door's garden and they work a treat.

Can you point us to a supplier?

I guess many of us would appreciate some defence against some of the pricks we get on here...
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Wiggles

Quote from: "Baron von Lotsov" post_id=7587 time=1574874309 user_id=74
What you want is Chinese "riggers" gloves.



Imagine yourself up a 50 story sky scraper trying to bolt it together.



This is what you would use, and they are 75p!



I have tons of thorns coming in from next door's garden and they work a treat.


A little difficult to operate a PDA with though  :D
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Baron von Lotsov

Quote from: Wiggles post_id=7537 time=1574853047 user_id=87
We were supplied with gloves, but for boring reasons I won't go into, it was impossible to do the job wearing them.


What you want is Chinese "riggers" gloves.



Imagine yourself up a 50 story sky scraper trying to bolt it together.



This is what you would use, and they are 75p!



I have tons of thorns coming in from next door's garden and they work a treat.
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Wiggles

Quote from: "Baron von Lotsov" post_id=7257 time=1574622929 user_id=74
That was before the time they invented gloves, right?


We were supplied with gloves, but for boring reasons I won't go into, it was impossible to do the job wearing them.
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Baron von Lotsov

Quote from: Wiggles post_id=6430 time=1574091101 user_id=87
The last part of my working life I was in the security and recycling industry. On a daily basis I had to put my hand into bags of used paper. Quite often a staple would travel up my finger nail. Didn't matter how many it happened, it still made scream with pain


That was before the time they invented gloves, right?
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Wiggles

The last part of my working life I was in the security and recycling industry. On a daily basis I had to put my hand into bags of used paper. Quite often a staple would travel up my finger nail. Didn't matter how many it happened, it still made scream with pain
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Baron von Lotsov

That does not make it any less idiotic.
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patman post

Quote from: "Baron von Lotsov" post_id=4966 time=1573318766 user_id=74
You might as well have written: "The rules are the rules"

I might have done, had I thought you were aware such services are regulated for both customer and deliverer...
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patman post

Quote from: "Baron von Lotsov" post_id=5004 time=1573326259 user_id=74
But you are quite happy to subject your wife to these risks, because in the kitchen draw are sharp knives which could cause an AIDS infection. Although unlikely, it is possible.

There again, most are fortunate enough not to have people with HIV, or other contagious bodily fluid transmitted diseases, sharing our kitchens...
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Barry

Quote from: "Baron von Lotsov" post_id=5004 time=1573326259 user_id=74
But you are quite happy to subject your wife to these risks, because in the kitchen draw are sharp knives which could cause an AIDS infection. Although unlikely, it is possible.

 :roll:
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Baron von Lotsov

Quote from: Barry post_id=4999 time=1573325845 user_id=51
It's obvious why we don't want post to be causing nicks or pinpricks to fingers, as blood borne diseases such as AIDS can be spread. Although unlikely, it is possible.


But you are quite happy to subject your wife to these risks, because in the kitchen draw are sharp knives which could cause an AIDS infection. Although unlikely, it is possible.
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Barry

It's obvious why we don't want post to be causing nicks or pinpricks to fingers, as blood borne diseases such as AIDS can be spread. Although unlikely, it is possible.
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Baron von Lotsov

You might as well have written: "The rules are the rules"
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patman post

Quote from: "Baron von Lotsov" post_id=4830 time=1573250982 user_id=74
If the postmen managed for all this time and so did their machines, then the dodos are going backwards in the evolutionary sense.



Of course you forget this extremely obvious point. The both of you!


Taping over staples is a requirement...

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