Last again

[johnofgwent]

You are not going to like this.


The last time Britain did well, we had an impressario at the controls who understood the music business.


Jonathan King.


Katrina and the Waves built on prior success and stormed it.


But hold on


Britain is sending pastiches of songs that were popular and won 30 years ago.


But again, hang on.


When Sandie Shaw romped it with Puppet On A String, when Cliff Richard romped it with Congratulations, where were these artistes in the top 20 ?


Up the bloody TOP. And the parallel stands. Go on, look it up. Every song that has done well for us has captured the image nation of chart record buyers.


Where did the last lot end up ? Number 43.

[Streetwalker]

Its become almost a badge of honour now to send someone who wouldn't get through an interview on x factor and hope we get 'nil points'
The next act to actually register a point will hounded across the channel to pursue a career in some backwater shitehole east of the Somme .

At the family eurovision party  it was noted that it seems to have changed over the years from national representatives singing songs from home to dolly birds wearing next to nowt singing in English . Now dont get me wrong I prefer the later any day of the week  but why ?   If they really dont like us enough to muster 1 miserable point between them  why  are they performing as if they were us  ?  For me it means we are doing something right ,wouldnt want then getting all loved up with us and liking us would we

Questions , questions  it just doesn't make sense ,the Germans are the only country who's contempt for the 'competition' gives us a laugh  and second best rock band won . Feck me they were bad , one of them was even caught on camera sticking some gear up his hooter ,well they were in Holland so I guess its allowed .

So Brother 'won' the sweep so in the finest of eurovision traditions its all round his next year  ,

nil points ?        It had better be     

[Barry]

They're introducing negative points next year so we can do even worse.

[cromwell]

So we came last in Eurovision again