The Airline Pilot

[Churchill]

A young man is stacking boxes of washing powder boxes in the front window of a large Supermarket when a young woman comes rushing in through the front door.



She starts shouting and ranting at the young man, your a liar she shouted you are liar and I hate you, you took me for a fool



Whats wrong with you asked the young man rather perplexed, why are you upset and shouting at me



Why you may well ask why, last night when you picked up me up in the pub and bought me drinks and we went back to my place I only slept with you because you said you were an Airline Pilot.



Young man said I never told I was an Airline Pilot you got it all wrong, what I said pointing at the boxes was they I did big Ariel displays.



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