If Monkeypox isn't the new COVID...

[johnofgwent]

You apply this method to other areas of NHS work. For example BMW drivers could be the last among the injured to be treated at road accidents.

You may have missed my point. There is already a clamour, mai ly from the trans-sexual vegan remoaner lobby to have the NHS removed from the obese, from smokers, from drinkers ... 

[HDQQ]

I agree entirely. In a world where those most likely to suffer this pox  - which is ENTIRELY caused by a set of less than healthy lifestyle choices - wish to restrict NHS access to meat eaters, smokers, drinkers and the like, I have no problem placing monkey shaggers and those who "associate closely" with such at the bottom of the NHS waiting list.

I expect a HUGE rise in the number of confirmed cases around Bristol in the first week of July.

You apply this method to other areas of NHS work. For example BMW drivers could be the last among the injured to be treated at road accidents.

[johnofgwent]

Much more common and deadly is the huge rise in hepatitis in children, which is killing children and requiring many to have liver transplants.

https://ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2022/05/09/an-increase-in-hepatitis-cases-in-children/

I agree entirely. In a world where those most likely to suffer this pox  - which is ENTIRELY caused by a set of less than healthy lifestyle choices - wish to restrict NHS access to meat eaters, smokers, drinkers and the like, I have no problem placing monkey shaggers and those who "associate closely" with such at the bottom of the NHS waiting list.

I expect a HUGE rise in the number of confirmed cases around Bristol in the first week of July.

[cromwell]

What'd monkeypix John ?

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[Barry]

In a BBC News page this morning it was revealed those suffering from Monkey Pox avoid sex until the lesions fall off...

This was the advice given by "the UK's Strategic Director For Monkeypox at the HSA" whatever that is.

But that set me thinking...

Much more common and deadly is the huge rise in hepatitis in children, which is killing children and requiring many to have liver transplants.

https://ukhsa.blog.gov.uk/2022/05/09/an-increase-in-hepatitis-cases-in-children/

[Thomas]

While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his thingy covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.'

The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your thingy.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies, 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his thingy and proclaims, 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'

The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my thingy!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'

Oh, Thank God!' the man replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor,

'wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!

[johnofgwent]

In a BBC News page this morning it was revealed those suffering from Monkey Pox avoid sex until the lesions fall off...

This was the advice given by "the UK's Strategic Director For Monkeypox at the HSA" whatever that is.

But that set me thinking...