There I was watching the news,the Punch & Judas May show

[cromwell]

Came on........sorry said Boris again........He's not fit for office shouted Mr Punch (aka) the leader of the opposition nasally.

Quite right Sir Steamer,but then neither are you.

Up next popped Judas May (aka Brexit means brino) she waffled some insults but what it boiled down to was ......you're a bastard and took my job and it's not fair.

A trio of tossers all in line for a gong......god help us.