Two old Glasgow women

[T00ts]

An englishman and a scotsman go to a bakers shop.



The englishman whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.



The english says to the scot:

You see how clever we are?

You'll never beat that!



The scot says to the english:

Watch this, a scotsman is always cleverer than an englishman



He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!



The baker gives him the cookie which the scot promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:



Give me another cookie for my magic trick.

The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him.

He eats this one too.



Then he says again:

Give me one more cookie...

The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.



The scot eats this one too.



Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:

And where is your famous magic trick?



The scotsman says:

Look in the englishmans pocket!  

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[Thomas]

An englishman and a scotsman go to a bakers shop.



The englishman whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice.



The english says to the scot:

You see how clever we are?

You'll never beat that!



The scot says to the english:

Watch this, a scotsman is always cleverer than an englishman



He says to the baker, give me a cookie, I can show you a magic trick!



The baker gives him the cookie which the scot promptly eats. Then he says to the baker:



Give me another cookie for my magic trick.

The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him.

He eats this one too.



Then he says again:

Give me one more cookie...

The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway.



The scot eats this one too.



Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:

And where is your famous magic trick?



The scotsman says:

Look in the englishmans pocket!  

[T00ts]

To attempt to translate.......



A meringue ...... am a wrang (wrong)



Nice one  ::

Oooooooh! I get it! I once knew a Glaswegian golfer at our club. He could lose me in a second. Bless him he learned to talk really slowly especially for me. Mind you he could put it on something rotten!

[Bright Young Thing]

To attempt to translate.......



A meringue ...... am a wrang (wrong)



Nice one  ::

[cromwell]

:?:  :?:  :?: Wot?

Try saying it with a Scottish accent

[T00ts]

walking past a bakers,looking in the window one says is that a cake or a meringue



The other says naw you're right it's a cake  

 :?:  :?:  :?: Wot?

[cromwell]

walking past a bakers,looking in the window one says is that a cake or a meringue



The other says naw you're right it's a cake