Things seems a bit quiet lately

[Barry]

Start a protection racket at the allotments. Make them all give you some vegetables or you drop bits of bindweed on their plots.

...and Hyperduckweed in their ponds.

[HDQQ]

Start a protection racket at the allotments. Make them all give you some vegetables or you drop bits of bindweed on their plots.

[Borchester]

I know what your saying Borky .  You need to get down the allotment and find a victim

The trouble is SW, they ain't.

Victims that is.

The lady on the plot to the left is blind and the one to the right is as daft as a brush and attacks her plum trees with a spade. But they aren't victims. They just get on with life.

Still, maybe the newspapers will invent some sort of nonsensical bollocks for us to all get excited about.

[Streetwalker]

So we have had the autumn statement, but that is about it. The economy is going into a recession but it is only a percent or so every year. And that is about it.

Sad stuff.

I know what your saying Borky .  You need to get down the allotment and find a victim 

[Borchester]

So we have had the autumn statement, but that is about it. The economy is going into a recession but it is only a percent or so every year. And that is about it.

Sad stuff.