Boris Johnson and the Battle of Hastings

[Borchester]

I am thinking of writing an article on what would of happened if Harold II won at the Battle of Hastings and I am using Partygate as my inspiration.

All the documentation written prior to the Norman Conquest would fit into a modest tea chest, as opposed to the Tsunami of bumph produced as a result of Boris' Christmas bop.

And we still don't know what happened.

So that means that I spend many happy hours researching the matter and write whatever bollocks appeals to me because no one knows what really happened anyway