What would you like to see on a party manifesto ?

[srb7677]

Found this at the other place and every one came up with no end of well meaning stuff.

Except for me.

Apart from knocking a shilling off the income tax, I am not that bothered about whatever any party says it is going to do.

How about you guys? What would you put on your manifesto ?

I will come up with 10 policy ideas on your behalf, based upon all I have seen from you so far.

1. Double the state pension immediately and link future rises to the average rise in CEO pay.

2. Free allotments for every pensioner who wants one. 

3. All pensioners to be exempt from Income Tax.

4. The reintroduction of borstal for anyone being disrespectful to their elders.

5. Free courses for retirees to teach them how to use new fangled gadgets.

6. Give retirees two votes at elections because they are obviously more sensible than everyone else.

7. Free Saga holidays for struggling pensioners.

8. Any pensioners still working should have the legal right to request nodding off periods from their employers.

9. Speed limits everywhere to be halved, so that everyone has to drive at a speed older drivers are comfortable with.

10. A war on woke so that Britain can again become the country older people grew up in and loved. 

[Borchester]

Found this at the other place and every one came up with no end of well meaning stuff.

Except for me.

Apart from knocking a shilling off the income tax, I am not that bothered about whatever any party says it is going to do.

How about you guys? What would you put on your manifesto ?