C of E barrs wedding guests...

[johnofgwent]

They  are making a mockery of what is supposed to be a public declaration of love . Just call it off till times are better ,bloody hell can you imagine the guest list . Well we cant have your mum if my mums not coming ,My dad wont come if Mums not invited and your dad is never sober anyway so he wont know if hes been or not .Feck off hes on the wagon he's coming if yours is coming



Don't go there people 2021 looks good to me

My daughter and fiance were supposed to be in Cordoba next week for a wedding on his side of the family, whose elderly relatives are Spaniards.



That went south of course, the wedding is off until November. With the country in the mess it is, the mortgage rates and house prices might just tank enough to make it a double ceremony ...



I wouldn't advise getting married in newport right now, several of the cathedral canons are in self imposed isolation after coming into contact with someone who later tested positive. So you may have a staff shortage ...

[T00ts]

Your lucky I had two goes at it . We had the big traditional white wedding back in the day with over  a 100 guests ,live band  after the works . 11 Years later the Mrs  booked up to renew our vows as we were going through a rough patch or so she told the vicar . I of course thought things were going swimmingly , our own house , two dustbins ,plenty of work coming in ect .  She was getting a bit moody but I put that down to me being in the pub every night  ,well not every night but maybe one two many now and again .



Anyway , were doing the I love you bit at the alter with the vicar and he asks me for the ring !  What the hell you on about guv , Shes already got a ring ,then the penny drops , The ring , she never got the ring .

Oh dear oh dear! You boys really live close to the edge!

[Borchester]

Your lucky I had two goes at it . We had the big traditional white wedding back in the day with over  a 100 guests ,live band  after the works . 11 Years later the Mrs  booked up to renew our vows as we were going through a rough patch or so she told the vicar . I of course thought things were going swimmingly , our own house , two dustbins ,plenty of work coming in ect .  She was getting a bit moody but I put that down to me being in the pub every night  ,well not every night but maybe one two many now and again .



Anyway , were doing the I love you bit at the alter with the vicar and he asks me for the ring !  What the hell you on about guv , Shes already got a ring ,then the penny drops , The ring , she never got the ring .

   



Funny buggers women. A damn good idea. Someone to laugh with, someone to cry with and something to do when there is nothing on the telly. But they get some funny ideas in their heads.

[Streetwalker]

That is why we got married at Hampstead Town Hall. £2.75 for the licence and I bought the first round of drinks.



I suspect that the CoE is losing the plot. Church weddings have fallen by half in the last two decades and attendance is down to practically no one. You would expect the clergy to be standing on the Church steps and telling the faithful that a good sprinkling with holy water will cure coughs, colds and the Chinese flu, but the CoE is not what it was.

Your lucky I had two goes at it . We had the big traditional white wedding back in the day with over  a 100 guests ,live band  after the works . 11 Years later the Mrs  booked up to renew our vows as we were going through a rough patch or so she told the vicar . I of course thought things were going swimmingly , our own house , two dustbins ,plenty of work coming in ect .  She was getting a bit moody but I put that down to me being in the pub every night  ,well not every night but maybe one two many now and again .



Anyway , were doing the I love you bit at the alter with the vicar and he asks me for the ring !  What the hell you on about guv , Shes already got a ring ,then the penny drops , The ring , she never got the ring .

[Borchester]

They  are making a mockery of what is supposed to be a public declaration of love . Just call it off till times are better ,bloody hell can you imagine the guest list . Well we cant have your mum if my mums not coming ,My dad wont come if Mums not invited and your dad is never sober anyway so he wont know if hes been or not .Feck off hes on the wagon he's coming if yours is coming



Don't go there people 2021 looks good to me

 



That is why we got married at Hampstead Town Hall. £2.75 for the licence and I bought the first round of drinks.



I suspect that the CoE is losing the plot. Church weddings have fallen by half in the last two decades and attendance is down to practically no one. You would expect the clergy to be standing on the Church steps and telling the faithful that a good sprinkling with holy water will cure coughs, colds and the Chinese flu, but the CoE is not what it was.

[Streetwalker]

They  are making a mockery of what is supposed to be a public declaration of love . Just call it off till times are better ,bloody hell can you imagine the guest list . Well we cant have your mum if my mums not coming ,My dad wont come if Mums not invited and your dad is never sober anyway so he wont know if hes been or not .Feck off hes on the wagon he's coming if yours is coming



Don't go there people 2021 looks good to me

[patman post]

While wedding services may continue, numbers attending the ceremony in church will need to be strictly curtailed to the legal minimum, which is the priest, bride, groom and two witnesses.

https://www.churchofengland.org/more/media-centre/coronavirus-covid-19-guidance-churches#na">https://www.churchofengland.org/more/me ... hurches#na">https://www.churchofengland.org/more/media-centre/coronavirus-covid-19-guidance-churches#na



The statement continues:

"No additional church personnel will attend the service, for example organists, vergers or sound system operator etc."



Seems like God's really got it in for humanity...



PS: Maybe AG Barr will do well with its softdrinks