Miriam Gargoyle

DeppityDawg · May 11, 2020, 01:36:40 PM

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Back to whips and chains eh you smooth talking devil. James Bond with a pint :: :: ::

I've got no shame, gorgeous, you know that. I remember once going to a bar in Hannover and going....erm...off with a young lady who turned out to have the undercarriage of a Jumbo Jet :

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DeppityDawg · May 11, 2020, 01:29:58 PM

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You're fasting before going to another forum? May God be with you child..

Its this stupid phone. Me and technology only have a passing relationship.

They've asked me to do live TV interview on channel 4. I said "f*ck off, you won't get me on that pinko commie subversive channel.....erm...what's the fee?"

Bright Young Thing · May 11, 2020, 01:29:20 PM

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Plaudits from around the world are coming in for this thread....

"How do I get on it?" Donald Trump

"Western decadence personified" Kim Jong In

"Can you find something for Megan?" Prince Harry

"Two decades of Tory cuts have done this" Jeremy Corbyn

"You MUST stay on the thread....protect lives, save the NHS, make stuff up" Boris Johnson

"It's unionist propaganda I tells ya" Nicolas Sturgeon

"Only if sufficient safety measures are in place" Some Expert or other

"Up Pompey" Cromwell

"Light hearted English bullshit and nonsense at its worst" Emmanuel Macaroni

You mods need to agree a restraint with me l fast, before I go to another forum

Back to whips and chains eh you smooth talking devil. James Bond with a pint :

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Borg Refinery · May 11, 2020, 01:26:08 PM

~~Quote from: DeppityDawg post_id=24229 time=1589199744 user_id=50~~ You mods need to agree a retainer with me l fast, before I go to another forum

You're fasting before going to another forum? May God be with you child..

DeppityDawg · May 11, 2020, 01:22:24 PM

Plaudits from around the world are coming in for this thread....

"How do I get on it?" Donald Trump

"Western decadence personified" Kim Jong In

"Can you find something for Megan?" Prince Harry

"Two decades of Tory cuts have done this" Jeremy Corbyn

"You MUST stay on the thread....protect lives, save the NHS, make stuff up" Boris Johnson

"It's unionist propaganda I tells ya" Nicolas Sturgeon

"Only if sufficient safety measures are in place" Some Expert or other

"Up Pompey" Cromwell

"Light hearted English bullshit and nonsense at its worst" Emmanuel Macaroni

You mods need to agree a retainer with me l fast, before I go to another forum

Borg Refinery · May 11, 2020, 01:20:19 PM

Anyway, I guess being Jewish exempts her arguments about it being ok to hate on Jews cos of Israeli govt stupidity.

Okay..great. Deputy Smurf to the rescue.. :

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Oh and link please, Smurf

Borg Refinery · May 11, 2020, 01:16:53 PM

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I doubt that given how many stupid idiots inhabit the forum.

Quite.

papasmurf · May 11, 2020, 01:13:18 PM

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Wait! An actual serious conversation has broken out...no problem, forumlings.... *Supersmurf* will soon put an end to this .... ::

I doubt that given how many stupid idiots inhabit the forum.

Borg Refinery · May 11, 2020, 01:10:13 PM

~~Quote from: papasmurf post_id=24222 time=1589198725 user_id=89~~She is Jewish.

:fcplm:

DeppityDawg · May 11, 2020, 01:07:01 PM

Wait! An actual serious conversation has broken out...no problem, forumlings.... *Supersmurf* will soon put an end to this .... :

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papasmurf · May 11, 2020, 01:05:25 PM

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Use yours.

What do you have to say to the prejudiced and stupid comments Margoyle made about Jews?

She is Jewish.

Borg Refinery · May 11, 2020, 12:56:58 PM

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The new garden shed, has withstood several severe storms with no problems at all. (So has the old garden shed which was given to me, which I had to strengthen with "noggins" in the roof structure and new heavy duty felt in the roof.)

https://www.carpentry-tips-and-tricks.com/noggins.html">https://www.carpentry-tips-and-tricks.com/noggins.html

Use yours.

What do you have to say to the prejudiced and stupid comments Margoyle made about Jews?

Still think she's a great woman? Or are we going with the sexist puppy-eyed stupidity excuse for an argument again?

Or are we going with some inane racist febrile little englander-rubbish man's excuse for an argument..

Own it, she's a daft bint, a twot without a clue and you know it.

cromwell · May 11, 2020, 12:56:56 PM

~~Quote from: papasmurf post_id=24216 time=1589197841 user_id=89~~
The new garden shed, has withstood several severe storms with no problems at all. (So has the old garden shed which was given to me, which I had to strengthen with "noggins" in the roof structure and new heavy duty felt in the roof.)

https://www.carpentry-tips-and-tricks.com/noggins.html">https://www.carpentry-tips-and-tricks.com/noggins.html

What is it with you and imaginary characters,first smurfs and now this?

DeppityDawg · May 11, 2020, 12:54:15 PM

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Do you have specific examples?

I'll have to come back to you. I'm busy trying to turn your comments into total bullshit you never even said. I'll let you know when I'm done. There will be a charge of course.

papasmurf · May 11, 2020, 12:50:41 PM

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Leave it to papa to refurb it, it could look as good as his garden shed.

The new garden shed, has withstood several severe storms with no problems at all. (So has the old garden shed which was given to me, which I had to strengthen with "noggins" in the roof structure and new heavy duty felt in the roof.)

https://www.carpentry-tips-and-tricks.com/noggins.html">https://www.carpentry-tips-and-tricks.com/noggins.html