Miriam Gargoyle

[DeppityDawg]

How about Byt and T00TS in a transit  ::

BYTs pretty little head has got filled with all that feminist nonsense and now she won't do any hoovering, and Toots isn't talking to me because I said I've got another girl to schmooze on a different forum  ::

[Borg Refinery]

That Twot is known for making sham binty comments.



"Miriam Margolyes: 'I do say things possibly other people don't say'"



"Actor Miriam Margolyes has criticised Israel for "allowing people" to vent prejudice against Jews, who she claimed: "I don't think people like".



The Harry Potter star, 73, who is Jewish, said there had been a "troubling backlash" against Jews following the recent, 50-day Gaza conflict."



She told the new issue of Radio Times: "I loathe Hamas, but they were democratically elected and Israel's behaviour is not acceptable. There's been a troubling backlash."



The actress said: "I don't think people like Jews. They never have. English literature, my great love, is full of greasy and treacherous Jews.





"I'm lucky they like me, and one always needs a Jewish accountant. Antisemitism is horrible and can't be defended, but Israel is stupid for allowing people to vent it."

- grauniad



'allowing' people to vent conspiracy theories about the protocols of the elders of zion etc? BS..she's full of it.



I don't like the govt in Israel but those are very idiotic comments.

[Borg Refinery]

Its not realllllly what I had in mind...you know...I was thinking more like a US greyhound or a 70s tour bus...some thing with girls in bikinis and a bar.



What about a sponsorship deal?

Leave it to papa to refurb it, it could look as good as his garden shed.

[Javert]

Personally I think we should be able to say what we like (within reason). But if it's ok to joke about acid thrown in one person's face, it's ok to joke about it in anothers without all the liberal bollocks

Do you have specific examples?

[T00ts]

How about Byt and T00TS in a transit  ::

WOT!! You takin' my name in vain again?   :kikass:  :shock:



PS I'm too busy shampooing carpets...

[cromwell]

Its not realllllly what I had in mind...you know...I was thinking more like a US greyhound or a 70s tour bus...some thing with girls in bikinis and a bar.



What about a sponsorship deal?

How about Byt and T00TS in a transit  ::

[DeppityDawg]

Your wish is granted

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Its not realllllly what I had in mind...you know...I was thinking more like a US greyhound or a 70s tour bus...some thing with girls in bikinis and a bar.



What about a sponsorship deal?

[Borg Refinery]

We must be due an update on what work is going on at his humble abode soon? I remember the picture he posted of his barbeque he built himself. It looked like some spongehead had built a sanger out of breeze blocks in their back garden. SW critiqued it for him. "knock it down and start again"



Then there was his new shed. Step by step commentary on its construction. Some one said the roof didn't look safe. I got told off by BYT for saying "leave it, with a bit of luck it might fall on the daft ****s head"

🤣 ..I nearly died. (I'm sure papa is wishing I would about now..)

[DeppityDawg]

This place called Midsomer, awful lot of deaths there I heard..

We must be due an update on what work is going on at his humble abode soon? I remember the picture he posted of his barbeque he built himself. It looked like some spongehead had built a sanger out of breeze blocks in their back garden. SW critiqued it for him. "knock it down and start again"



Then there was his new shed. Step by step commentary on its construction. Some one said the roof didn't look safe. I got told off by BYT for saying "leave it, with a bit of luck it might fall on the daft ****s head"

[Borg Refinery]

Well I certainly have been laughing away papa.



Kind of like the time I renamed that thread 'vogon poetry' on the other forum just for you as you wouldn't stop ranting.  ::  ::

[cromwell]

This thread only goes to show that DD threads are by far the most popular on the entire forum. 5 pages of complete shite in a hour or two.



I demand my own dressing room and particular brand of bottled water. And dancing girls. And my own coach.

Your wish is granted

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[papasmurf]

Are you sure it wasn't you papa?



It was probably IDS and Peter Liley working with Unum Provident.

Laugh away, it was back in the early 1960s with no connections whatsoever  to politics.

[Borg Refinery]

Which town was this?



I know I'll end up wishing I'd never asked, but you know like that fly in the Pixar film Bugs Life?



"I can't help it......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz".  .......dead

This place called Midsomer, awful lot of deaths there I heard..

[papasmurf]

Which town was this?

As he has relatives I am not going answer that.

[Borg Refinery]

No, when he died I was expecting the gutter press to have a field day raking up the past. But back when the murders happened there was no comment in the media/press at all. (I have no idea why.)

Are you sure it wasn't you papa?



It was probably IDS and Peter Liley working with Unum Provident.