Update imminent: Bill Gates announces Covid-20

[Borg Refinery]

announces Covid-20

May 14, 2020 by Germans



The time has finally come! Bill Gates has announced the new Covid. Covid-20 is equipped with new features and has some important bug fixes. Like Covid-19 and its predecessors Covid-2000, Covid-XP and Covid-Vista, Covid-20 will be available free of charge to everyone.



Covid-19 was launched last year. Despite the great success and increasing distribution, there was a lot of criticism of version 19 from the start. For example, the security could easily be circumvented by keeping 1.5 meters away and by washing hands. An initial analysis also shows Covid-19 underperforms its rivals plague, cholera and car accidents.



Covid-20 solves a lot of teething problems according to Gates and will impress the public with various bug fixes and countless features such as bloody sputum, at least 40 degrees fever and Microsoft Office 365.



(translates from Dutch)



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