Sex banned by law from today.

[Hyperduck Quack Quack]

This whole sorry saga is becoming more and more like some distopian novel everyday. If this wasn't stupid enough (and Draconian if they could ever enforce it) you have the sight of a Prime Minister of the UK on TV listing what you are "allowed" to do if you have friends round for a barbeque. I never thought I'd hear a UK leader telling us when we can or cannot use the fecking toilet. "You may have red sauce on your burgers, but you may not have brown". It's almost like a primary school atmosphere. It's utterly pathetic, and all the more frightening because a populations so cowed by the overhyped media reporting just accept it without a whimper. It shows how easily the population can now be manipulated if they really wanted to.



Covidiots has become the new word to describe people who disagree with this complete bollocks. Dissenters. I know whom the real covidiots are. Go on, carry on voting for Christmas you fecking turkeys.

A contemptible attitude which is no surprise from someone who probably thinks Alf Garnett was a bit too socialist.

[papasmurf]

Why don't other party M.P.'s do that?

They aren't in government.

[johnofgwent]

Why don't other party M.P.'s do that?

They do. But in most cases (as with Major and Currie) the newspaper editors decide some things are just a little too unbelievable for even them to print...

[DeppityDawg]

This whole sorry saga is becoming more and more like some distopian novel everyday. If this wasn't stupid enough (and Draconian if they could ever enforce it) you have the sight of a Prime Minister of the UK on TV listing what you are "allowed" to do if you have friends round for a barbeque. I never thought I'd hear a UK leader telling us when we can or cannot use the fecking toilet. "You may have red sauce on your burgers, but you may not have brown". It's almost like a primary school atmosphere. It's utterly pathetic, and all the more frightening because a populations so cowed by the overhyped media reporting just accept it without a whimper. It shows how easily the population can now be manipulated if they really wanted to.



Covidiots has become the new word to describe people who disagree with this complete bollocks. Dissenters. I know whom the real covidiots are. Go on, carry on voting for Christmas you fecking turkeys.

[cromwell]

Cornwall is not as bad as Norfolk.



I wonder how long it will be before before a Tory MP is caught with his trousers down?

Why don't other party M.P.'s do that?

[johnofgwent]

Sorry for the newspaper link, it was a good laugh to start the day.  I thought it was April the 1st.



More at link:-



https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-your-house-person-another-22117105">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s ... r-22117105">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-your-house-person-another-22117105

21:19, 31 MAY 2020UPDATED07:53, 1 JUN 2020



Sex in your house with a person from another household illegal from today

The government is to introduce new measures that will mean 'gathering' with one or more people from outside your household in a private space such as a house or flat will be against the law

Tell that ferguson bloke that

[Borg Refinery]

Cornwall is not as bad as Norfolk.



I wonder how long it will be before before a Tory MP is caught with his trousers down?

Which is not as bad as suffolk.



I expect they'd maintain he was testing his thingy by taking it for a long 'drive'. And Michael Gove would say the same.

[papasmurf]

"The law vs basic instinct'



Good luck enforcing that.

Mind you the track and tracing for Sexually Transmitted Infections is a lot more efficient than the one for Covid-19.

[B0ycey]

Sex in your house with a person from another household illegal from today

The government is to introduce new measures that will mean 'gathering' with one or more people from outside your household in a private space such as a house or flat will be against the law

[/i]

"The law vs basic instinct'



Good luck enforcing that.

[papasmurf]

That won't be a problem in Cornwall where the hills are said to have eyes, and six fingered banjo players tell outsiders "there's nothing for you here".



..Joking.

Cornwall is not as bad as Norfolk.



I wonder how long it will be before before a Tory MP is caught with his trousers down?

[Borg Refinery]

That won't be a problem in Cornwall where the hills are said to have eyes, and six fingered banjo players tell outsiders "there's nothing for you here".



..Joking.

[papasmurf]

Sorry for the newspaper link, it was a good laugh to start the day.  I thought it was April the 1st.



More at link:-



https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-your-house-person-another-22117105">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/s ... r-22117105">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-your-house-person-another-22117105

21:19, 31 MAY 2020UPDATED07:53, 1 JUN 2020



Sex in your house with a person from another household illegal from today

The government is to introduce new measures that will mean 'gathering' with one or more people from outside your household in a private space such as a house or flat will be against the law