Sex banned by law from today.

[Borg Refinery]

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As for the not having sex outside....



Not for the first time, I weep for the impact those bloody plod choppers with their infrared cameras has had on our society.
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I thought that's what dogging was all about?


I think sex should be probably be banned for some people, Floyd has nothing on some poor lasses smothered to death by their whale of a partner.

[johnofgwent]

It seems Boris has had a stiff talking to.

https://www.itv.com/news/2020-06-10/boris-johnson-leads-government-s-daily-coronavirus-press-conference/

'Support bubbles': People living alone allowed overnight stays with one other household in England from Saturday

It's the best link i could find in a hurry, there may be others...

But in wales, of course, this is still banned.

I'm looking forward to the riots that will start when Dickhead Drakeford doesn't re-open the pubs

[johnofgwent]

There is nothing more off putting than a Border Collie wanting you to throw it a stick

I suppose this depends on what stick he's got in his sights.



The film "The man who went up a hill and came down a mountain" or whatever it was called had to be filmed in Llantrisant, about thirty odd miles from the real location of the hill in question, because at the time of filming, the techniques for "paintshopping out" unwanted background were in their infancy and there as just too much modern development in all directions to get any decent camera angles.



The locals know however that there is a serious in joke at the end of the film in what I suppose are the end of reel out takes and stuff. They allude to the actual location, and at the very end say they re-measured the height and found it had sunk below the magic number to make it a mountain.



Indeed so. The amount of erosion that area got through public humping before the plod chopper set up its launch pad a few miles away was scandalous....

[Streetwalker]

As for the not having sex outside....



Not for the first time, I weep for the impact those bloody plod choppers with their infrared cameras has had on our society.

 There is nothing more off putting than a Border Collie wanting you to throw it a stick

[johnofgwent]

Having had nothing better to do for a few hours (sex ? what's that?)  I actually sat down and worked through the legislation amendments.



I'm not convinced the police can forcibly remove the non resident participant.



They can report them for breach of the law but I'm not entirely certain they can actually remove them from the premises and detain them.



As for the not having sex outside....



Not for the first time, I weep for the impact those bloody plod choppers with their infrared cameras has had on our society.

[Borg Refinery]

Mind you the track and tracing for Sexually Transmitted Infections is a lot more efficient than the one for Covid-19.

..blue balls?



You haven't been knocking around with other garden ornaments have you? They carry nasty germs.

[Streetwalker]

Like many of the governments recent  'rules' regarding corona there is a get out clause for anyone that  wants it .In the case of this no sex one there are many so many exemptions it was hardly worth the announcement .





Doesn't apply to me though guv as I'm an Elite Athlete

[DeppityDawg]

Latest news.



The Government is set to announce the new "milk monitor" list along with revised "playtime" schedules later today. All childr...erm...citizens, are reminded not to run in the corridors. The Christmas panto this year will be a modernised version of Snow white and the seven dwarves, in which a kick arse young lady with attitude and a face mask, is befriended by some vertically challenged but oppressed woodchoppers, and together they set out to right BBC verified historic wrongs in a correct and socially distanced way.

[DeppityDawg]

A contemptible attitude which is no surprise from someone who probably thinks Alf Garnett was a bit too socialist.

Don't worry pal, the contempt is shared.

[B0ycey]

...all disagreements aside what he says about govt manipulation of the people is valid.

Easy to scare. Harder to calm.



You can manipulate anyone with furlough payments and scaring people. The government will find it much more difficult to "manipulate" people by reversing their message.

[cromwell]

A contemptible attitude which is no surprise.

No it isn't,he does have a point.....and a good one too that people can be easily controlled.



There's much on this whole affair where I disagree with DD,a lot was done but that should've been done but often too late and with a great deal of cynicism but putting all disagreements aside what he says about govt manipulation of the people is valid.

[Hyperduck Quack Quack]

If they'd crossed the Channel in kayaks from Brittany they've earned the right to stay. :dncg:

[papasmurf]

Do you mean emmets or 'real' foreign?

Real foreign, I am wondering if they came across the channel from Brittany in small boats/kayaks/inflatables and landed on local beaches. (It would not surprise me at all.)

[Hyperduck Quack Quack]

Well covidiots includes the ones who were only by luck  found illegally camped on two tinder dry Sites of Special Scientific Interest near me with lit fires, surrounded by broken bottles and other rubbish and who had also shat everywhere. To add insult to injury they were all foreign.

(Similar problems all over Cornwall.)

Do you mean emmets or 'real' foreign?

[papasmurf]

Covidiots has become the new word to describe people who disagree with this complete bollocks. Dissenters. I know whom the real covidiots are. Go on, carry on voting for Christmas you fecking turkeys.

Well covidiots includes the ones who were only by luck  found illegally camped on two tinder dry Sites of Special Scientific Interest near me with lit fires, surrounded by broken bottles and other rubbish and who had also shat everywhere. To add insult to injury they were all foreign.

(Similar problems all over Cornwall.)