€500 fine for farting

[Borg Refinery]

What becomes

of the broken hearted.

Paid 20 pence

and only farted.

Sorry to hear this Mott. 😝

It's cool dude. At least I aint no square, and know how to be groovy. Lmfao

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQVvjiXxJU

[srb7677]

What becomes

of the broken hearted.

Paid 20 pence

and only farted.

Sorry to hear this Mott. 😝

It's cool dude. At least I aint no square, and know how to be groovy. Lmfao

[Borg Refinery]

What becomes

of the broken hearted.

Paid 20 pence

and only farted.

Sorry to hear this Mott. 😝

[srb7677]

What becomes

of the broken hearted.

Paid 20 pence

and only farted.

[papasmurf]

Please tell me you weren't on the brussels again papa..

I don't have any problems with Brussel sprouts.

[Borg Refinery]

Well, better than brussels.

I went to the gents, and when I came back the bar was empty.

Please tell me you weren't on the brussels again papa..

[papasmurf]

Well, better than brussels.

Some years ago on News Years eve I was in a jam packed hostelry. I went to the gents, and when I came back the bar was empty. I wondered why when the smell hit me, someone had farted and cleared the bar.

[Borg Refinery]

Well, better than brussels.

[Streetwalker]

It's worse in the UK.
You get 14 days for peeing in the street.

[Barry]

It's worse in the UK.
You get 14 days for peeing in the street.

[papasmurf]

Too many Bratwursts and cheap lager?


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-53072756

Vienna police fine man €500 for 'massive intestinal wind'
16 June 2020

Breaking wind in public may be a social taboo, but it's not often that people face financial consequences for it.

But that was the case for one man in Austria, who was fined €500 (£448, $564) after doing so at police in Vienna earlier this month.

The city's police have defended the fine, saying it was for more than that.

"Of course no-one will be reported for accidentally 'letting one go' once," Vienna's police department said on Twitter.

Responding after a photo of the charge sheet - issued for "violating public decency" - was shared on social media, the police department said the suspect "had already behaved in a provocative and unco-operative manner" when he was approached by police in the early hours of 5 June.

He then rose from a park bench, "looked at the officers and apparently intentionally released a massive intestinal wind in the immediate vicinity of the officers".

And, as the suspect found to his own cost, members of the city's police force "prefer not to be farted at".