Who do you think you are?

[Borg Refinery]

Baff - Man who loves getting in a shopping trolley and ploughing down the hill at 40.
Borkie - Taxman from the Eric Idle/lone accountant sketch.

[Borg Refinery]

Barry - Rob Brydon
Beel - Nick Clegg
Cromwell - Victor Meldrew
Dawg - Judge Dredd
Dynamis - Guy screaming at traffic with end of the world sign strapped to him
Gerry T - The one armed washerupper
HDQQ - Marvin the Martian
Javert - Blackadder
JOG - Uncle Buck
Nalaar - Russel Brand
Nick - Norman Tebbit
Smurf - Garden gnome accidentally ended up here from someone's garden
Patman post - Keith Vaz
Sampanviking - Dmitri Peskov
Sheepy - Danny DeVito
srb - Rik in the Young Ones
Streetwalker - the builder from the fast show sketches
Thomas - Angry scots guard screaming at tourists ( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iBaaf26CeU8)
Toots - Most of the time lovely, when angered turns into the woman from austin powers who screams at everyone 

[Borg Refinery]

Did you hear about the dyslexic labour party member who found out he was gay?

He`s still in  Daniel.

Well she/he is known for her copious spelling, grammatical mistakes and poor English (as a 2nd lang).  And her rabidity. And time spent on idle chat.

[johnofgwent]

Can you have too much fine wine?

Not with the way my wallet looks these days. I'm lucky to manage a glass for my birthday. Oh how far one has fallen ...

I was going to splash out big time for my birthday next week, but the bastards in the bay locked me down and fucked my birthday party over. They'll get theirs

[johnofgwent]

Must admit Jog was a classic

See, now I CAN identify with HIM. The Libyans hate me too.... but for biological reasons, not nuclear ones.

[Barry]

?? Nureyev was gay!

Margot wasn't, and you're definitely not, by all accounts. 

[srb7677]

I am the god of hellfire ......

Or perhaps you are Daffyd Duck

[johnofgwent]

I am the god of hellfire ......

[T00ts]

T00ts...............Margot Nureyev

?? Nureyev was gay!

[Barry]

Just for fun

Barry.....Who?
Beelbub..............He means well, bless him
Borchester.........Leery old bloke hangs around the sinnergog?
BYT................ Forum Queen
Cromwell...... A bit too much like me for comfort
Deppity Dog.......Mr angry rotty with a soft streak
Dynamis............bit of a mystery with sand in his or her shoes
Gerry T..............Simon Coveny
HDQQ...............Thinks IT is a pronoun
Javert.............Bloke at evening classes U3A learning attention to detail
JOG................More stories than Enid Blyton
Nalaar.............deep stinker, sorry thinker
Nick ..............never diss an admin
Smurfy.............makes everyone blue
Patmanpost.........master of double speak and evasion - a Tory Jeremy Corbyn
Sampanviking.......Our plugged in foreign correspondent
Sheepy...........  David Icke's pet woolly
Srb7677............a sensitive Che Guevarra.
Streetwalker....... Naturalised Canadian British Nationalist.
Thomas..............Google speak to text has a special place for him at weekends. Rab C Nesbitt on speeed
T00ts...............Margot Nureyev

[T00ts]

T00ts.............the Damsel in distress who can drink 6 pints and still lay a concrete drive in a tutu and rigger boots

I don't drink alcohol at all but the rest is pretty close.

[Borchester]

Borchester - Lord Snooty after a little too much fine wine

Can you have too much fine wine?

[Barry]

Cromwell posted this as his imagination was running wild.

Blue eyes are right.

[Barry]

Barry - A cross between Margaret Thatcher and Father Ted.

Fecking womens ladies poll tax

[Borchester]

Borchester.........A cross between Godfrey and private Walker

Well, I have got Godfrey's bladder