Wee Crankie bans booze in Scotland...

[patman post]

Only indoors I think . The pubs can still sell take away which means weather permitting the Buckfast  exports will continue at full speed .

What the hell though ?  The pubs Ive been in since the great re-opening are probably the most safe places you can go to . Has there actually been a pub that has been identified as the source of an outbreak ?   Ive not heard of one and if so shut that pub for 2 weeks ,fair enough but to blanket close all  pubs is an outrage .

Pub closures "an outrage"? You have to admit they're hardly a necessity. Unlike food stores, pharmacies, NHS, etc. Tough on public as and pub staff, maybe. But no more than for musicians, actors, entertainment staff, etc...

[johnofgwent]

...what could possibly go wrong? 

I am quite skilled in the use of a rebreather and my daughter's fiancee has the use of a static caravan a mile south of Berwick Upon Tweed. Smuggling operations can be aranged.

[Streetwalker]

...what could possibly go wrong? 

Only indoors I think . The pubs can still sell take away which means weather permitting the Buckfast  exports will continue at full speed .

What the hell though ?  The pubs Ive been in since the great re-opening are probably the most safe places you can go to . Has there actually been a pub that has been identified as the source of an outbreak ?   Ive not heard of one and if so shut that pub for 2 weeks ,fair enough but to blanket close all  pubs is an outrage .

[DeppityDawg]

...what could possibly go wrong?