UKIP chooses genuine gammon as candidate for London mayor.

[Borg Refinery]

But does the fella tell real porkies..? 

[johnofgwent]

Could be — but likely to be one of Ukip's rasher decisions...

Bugger. You beat me to it, and on this phone the keyboard covers up so many posts I didn't spot it....

[johnofgwent]

You couldn't make this up.

UKIP's candidate for London Mayor is called Peter Gammons. Lol

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/12/ukip-have-chosen-an-actual-gammon-as-london-mayor-candidate-13584170/

Going for the rasher choice in candidates then ??

[srb7677]

What would you suggest he does? Change his name?
Maybe Peter Bacon?

A dlight digression but in Boris Johnson's case I would suggest a more fitting name might be Hugh Janus.

[patman post]

What would you suggest he does? Change his name?
Maybe Peter Bacon?

Could be — but likely to be one of Ukip's rasher decisions...

[Streetwalker]

What would you suggest he does? Change his name?
Maybe Peter Bacon?

Wouldn't get many votes in London with that      Still even at their high point getting London to vote UKIP was  a thankless task so they may as well add a bit of humour to the proceedings .

[Barry]

What would you suggest he does? Change his name?
Maybe Peter Bacon?

[srb7677]

You couldn't make this up.

UKIP's candidate for London Mayor is called Peter Gammons. Lol

https://metro.co.uk/2020/11/12/ukip-have-chosen-an-actual-gammon-as-london-mayor-candidate-13584170/