Drug dealers apply to register to vote in Leicester East

[Borg Refinery]

Shouldn't this be in the jokes section?

Just reading that Vaz insisted that the Army planted a false flag bomb in Leicester in 90 & blamed it on the IRA. Apparently he's a major bellend.. could've been large casualties among em'.

[Borg Refinery]

Reports are circulating that over 4000 convicted drug dealers have applied to vote in the Labour seat of Leicester East, for which Keith Vaz hopes to stand for re-election. These reports have been vigorously denied by anonymous associates who claim that these rumours have one Major Sinic as the source. They insist that Mr Vaz was only prepared to buy cocaine for close friends and those who promised to vote for him.



 Mr Vaz himself insists that the whole affair is a big misunderstanding and that he and two friends were attending a scripture reading meeting when he felt thirsty and sent out for a case of Coca Cola, which can also produce a fizzy sensation in the nose.



The Association of Gay Granddads (AGG) confirm that Mr Vaz's two male friends may have been lapsed members of the AGG, but were unable to confirm whether they were regular readers of any scriptures.



In 2008 when Mr Vaz was asked if he had been offered any honours for supporting the governments 'terrorist detention without charge bill' he is reputed to have replied 'Not yet but there is still time'.



On each occasion that he has been reported to the Commons Standards and Mergers Committee he has complained of ill health. A number of alleged close colleagues suggest that Mr. Vaz's recent conversion to a spiritual faith is as a result of his miraculous return to health following the conclusion of each of these hearings



Major Sinic when questioned by the Daily Depress and the little read Paper Smurf denied all knowledge of the story.

Are you secretly Keith Vaz and the mysterious source?



Always knew that guy sought publicity, just when we'd forgotten about him!

[Major Sinic]

Shouldn't this be in the jokes section?

No Comment, I have no comment beyond stating that I am suffering from ill health and to ask if you have a link.

[papasmurf]

Reports are circulating that over 4000 convicted drug dealers have applied to vote in the Labour seat of Leicester East,

Shouldn't this be in the jokes section?

[Major Sinic]

Reports are circulating that over 4000 convicted drug dealers have applied to vote in the Labour seat of Leicester East, for which Keith Vaz hopes to stand for re-election. These reports have been vigorously denied by anonymous associates who claim that these rumours have one Major Sinic as the source. They insist that Mr Vaz was only prepared to buy cocaine for close friends and those who promised to vote for him.



 Mr Vaz himself insists that the whole affair is a big misunderstanding and that he and two friends were attending a scripture reading meeting when he felt thirsty and sent out for a case of Coca Cola, which can also produce a fizzy sensation in the nose.



The Association of Gay Granddads (AGG) confirm that Mr Vaz's two male friends may have been lapsed members of the AGG, but were unable to confirm whether they were regular readers of any scriptures.



In 2008 when Mr Vaz was asked if he had been offered any honours for supporting the governments 'terrorist detention without charge bill' he is reputed to have replied 'Not yet but there is still time'.



On each occasion that he has been reported to the Commons Standards and Mergers Committee he has complained of ill health. A number of alleged close colleagues suggest that Mr. Vaz's recent conversion to a spiritual faith is as a result of his miraculous return to health following the conclusion of each of these hearings



Major Sinic when questioned by the Daily Depress and the little read Paper Smurf denied all knowledge of the story.