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Started by Sheepy, November 25, 2020, 01:43:46 PM

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Sheepy

Quote from: patman post on November 26, 2020, 11:50:48 AM
My OED puts apologize, -ise and also has the ize suffix and ise alternative for other words. British English is very confusing — as is US English. But the are some words where Brit and US English agree...
LOL OED, you mean the Oxford English Dictionary.
Just because I don't say anything, it doesn't mean I haven't noticed!

Barry

Quote from: patman post on November 26, 2020, 11:50:48 AM
My OED puts apologize, -ise and also has the ize suffix and ise alternative for other words. British English is very confusing — as is US English. But the are some words where Brit and US English agree...
It's very confusing for foreigners.
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patman post

Quote from: Barry on November 25, 2020, 09:59:16 PM
I think you need to apologise for typing apologise, apologize.
My OED puts apologize, -ise and also has the ize suffix and ise alternative for other words. British English is very confusing — as is US English. But the are some words where Brit and US English agree...
On climate change — we're talking, we're beginning to act, but we're still not doing enough...

Sheepy

Well for someone who has psychotic outbursts Dyno, who thinks it's fine to use criminal activities behind a political belief and you wonder why people will never vote to join the EU ever again. The children of the corn ain't real you know.
Just because I don't say anything, it doesn't mean I haven't noticed!

Sheepy

Quote from: Dynamis on November 26, 2020, 06:34:45 AM
But at least you learnt how to use a semicolon.

Anyway, the Tories stealing your money? Who knew, that's what they're best at. Then they blame it on 'socialism' causing it or making it necessary.
Did I? I guess now you will be after Joe Biden.
Just because I don't say anything, it doesn't mean I haven't noticed!

Borg Refinery

But at least you learnt how to use a semicolon.

Anyway, the Tories stealing your money? Who knew, that's what they're best at. Then they blame it on 'socialism' causing it or making it necessary.

(Edit: Now he thinks he's Joe Biden. Nurse, nurse..give him his meds..

..And he's talking about his weird sci fi conspiritard theories again. As if he now knows aliens who can get him off on his dodgy camper van opposite the school..)
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Sheepy

Quote from: Barry on November 25, 2020, 10:06:50 PM
My wife had a call from HMRC today and it really was them calling.
Is this a first?
Probably Barry, the scammers are running riot, who obviously have links to politics.
Just because I don't say anything, it doesn't mean I haven't noticed!

Barry

Quote from: Sheepy on November 25, 2020, 01:43:46 PMI get bombarded with scam calls telling me I will be arrested for tax evasion,
My wife had a call from HMRC today and it really was them calling.
Is this a first?
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Barry

Quote from: Dynamis on November 25, 2020, 08:21:09 PM
No that would be the duke of mutton, the pork's finished despite you and yours' best attempts to reintegrate him into the british system that you don't have to apologize for.

Be sure not to feel guilt.
I think you need to apologise for typing apologise, apologize.

Now then, what on earth is this topic about, or does it even have a "meaningful subject". :)
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Sheepy

Quote from: Dynamis on November 25, 2020, 08:21:09 PM
No that would be the duke of mutton, the pork's finished despite you and yours' best attempts to reintegrate him into the british system that you don't have to apologize for.

Be sure not to feel guilt.
Did I? I didn't know that; you learn something every day.
Just because I don't say anything, it doesn't mean I haven't noticed!

Borg Refinery

No that would be the duke of mutton, the pork's finished despite you and yours' best attempts to reintegrate him into the british system that you don't have to apologize for.

Be sure not to feel guilt.
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Sheepy

Quote from: Dynamis on November 25, 2020, 03:57:57 PM
Well, that would be poor kids and girls trafficked into slavery wouldn't it, where Claire Fox and Ghilly think it's ok to do this. Fox got a peerage.

There's how it's on topic in case you were wondering.

And "more haste less speed - I'm not perfect".

Are you referring to the drug speed by any chance?  :D I know life is boring but for goodness sakes, is Kent really that bad?
Could be worse Dyno, it might be the Duke of Pork next.
Just because I don't say anything, it doesn't mean I haven't noticed!

Borg Refinery

Quote from: Barry on November 25, 2020, 03:52:34 PM
You do seem easily confused. More haste, less speed when reading these threads. (I know, I'm not perfect!)
Now, let's stay focussed on GM and who is abusing who?

Well, that would be poor kids and girls trafficked into slavery wouldn't it, where Claire Fox and Ghilly think it's ok to do this. Fox got a peerage.

There's how it's on topic in case you were wondering.

And "more haste less speed - I'm not perfect".

Are you referring to the drug speed by any chance?  :D I know life is boring but for goodness sakes, is Kent really that bad?
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Barry

Quote from: Dynamis on November 25, 2020, 03:27:09 PM
She will get a peerage soon don't worry. And you can talk about COVID being made in a lab over decades inbetween episodes.

But best to avoid these unpleasant truthes and cover it up I guess
You do seem easily confused. More haste, less speed when reading these threads. (I know, I'm not perfect!)
Now, let's stay focussed on GM and who is abusing who?
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Borg Refinery

Quote from: Barry on November 25, 2020, 03:02:16 PM
Authorities abusing an innocent woman? Oh dear.

She will get a peerage soon don't worry. And you can talk about COVID being made in a lab over decades inbetween episodes.

But best to avoid these unpleasant truthes and cover it up I guess
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