Off topic thread (to the tower)

[Nick]

Frankly this forum should be renamed idiots are us, it is no longer a political debate forum.
No wonder new members are getting rare.

Another statement that you have no evidence to support, you have no idea how many members join.
Are you planning on getting a fact right any time soon?

[Sheepy]

Precisely, and all the idiots on this forum can do is personal insults, ridicule and play the fool in general.

Somebody else said it not you, oh the irony.

[papasmurf]

Is, it not the law that Patel, actually , should be trying to belittle.? It really doesn't matter what the political persuasion of lawyers is. The law is as the court states it to be. And on this occasion , Patel, has cut corners in dealing with the rights of those she wants to deport. Every law abiding person would want these people deported . But lawfully.
This is another  crude example of trying to act above the law, by bypassing the requirements of law. And then accusing those that would uphold the law , as supporters of criminals.  If this attitude should prevail  then every defence lawyer can be considered as supporting criminals merely for the sake of supporting crime

Precisely, and all the idiots on this forum can do is personal insults, ridicule and play the fool in general.

[papasmurf]

You are idiotic and childish and Boris' best recruiting agent, but we still like you.

Of course, we also like the village idiot but we won't go into that 

Frankly this forum should be renamed idiots are us, it is no longer a political debate forum.
No wonder new members are getting rare.
Priti Patel and the Home Office totally ignoring legal due process is a very serious matter, especially as this instance is just the latest of many such  instances.

[papasmurf]

All true, but don't knock it.

Pappy's neighbours have been voting Tory since there were Tories to vote for. Every so often they must think how about voting for those nice socialists for a change and then they see Pappy dribbling and foaming and generally being Pappy and they think, yeah well, maybe not 

More idiotic childish nasty personal attacks. I don't think you are intellectually capable of serious debate.

[Borchester]

You say that simply because very few on any forum agree with you.

Look at your own contribution to this forum starting with this thread ,and it just about sums you up.

Tory bad troll , with very little else to say.

Instead of discussing the thread subject at hand , as ever you take it off topic .

You arent interested in any political subject except slagging off the tories or screaming about "idiot" tourists , or " idiot " youngsters , or "idiot " voters.

Seems to me everyone in the world is an idiot simply becuase they dont agree with some old crank in cornwall , who fantasises about shooting tory mps , having his photo taken with replica guns over some dodgy brick barbecue , while in reality at the first sign of the flu , you are running off to hide under your bed in fear.

All true, but don't knock it.

Pappy's neighbours have been voting Tory since there were Tories to vote for. Every so often they must think how about voting for those nice socialists for a change and then they see Pappy dribbling and foaming and generally being Pappy and they think, yeah well, maybe not 

[Sheepy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koL6K3HaL94

[Sheepy]

Yeah it's those feckin greeks, they want to kill everyone and take over our country. Who knew? Good for you father, feckin greeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc&t=1m55s

(t shuld skip to 1m 55 seconds but it prob won't. 

slipping and sliding all over the place. Anyway, gunboats it is.

[Borg Refinery]

Yeah it's those feckin greeks, they want to kill everyone and take over our country. Who knew? Good for you father, feckin greeks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc&t=1m55s

(t shuld skip to 1m 55 seconds but it prob won't. 

[Sheepy]

No that's halal slaughter you're thinking of, but I appreciate that you responded to my post

Me: "Halal is it me you're looking for?"

Sheepy: "Yes, yes it is, hello I'm over here"

They probably do have a problem with halal livestock, but I won't be doing the cutting as you can see my icon, name, text etc is all very Greek and Christian, but I appreciate your concern. Salami and leek and ham to you too sir, goes well with lamb.

A Greek Christian who has watched so called Western militias destroy his tribe in the Middle East then.

[Borg Refinery]

Mark Francois is scouring the high seas right now..

[Borg Refinery]

Well probably best to stay in background Dyno over there, they are not so accommodating, you might slip and wish somebody cuts their heads off.

No that's halal slaughter you're thinking of, but I appreciate that you responded to my post

Me: "Halal is it me you're looking for?"

Sheepy: "Yes, yes it is, hello I'm over here"

They probably do have a problem with halal livestock, but I won't be doing the cutting as you can see my icon, name, text etc is all very Greek and Christian, but I appreciate your concern. Salami and leek and ham to you too sir, goes well with lamb.

[Sheepy]

Here's an arrse one -

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

Well probably best to stay in background Dyno over there, they are not so accommodating, you might slip and wish somebody cuts their heads off.

[Borg Refinery]

 

I'm hearing Lionel Ritchie has just diversified and opened a halal butcher shop in southall..

When customers come in he says..

"Halal, is it meat you're looking for?"

[Borg Refinery]

what about this wan then sheep.

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night

They were called "Bomb Jovi". They were brilliant.

Their last song "Living on a prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.

I was interested so I asked him "Can you burn me a copy"

That was when the trouble started....

Here's an arrse one -

I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.