Off topic thread (to the tower)

[Borg Refinery]

That will have done it.

Are you saying you have done it?

Ewe, that is gross and I am shearly unimpressed.

[Thomas]

That will have done it.

what about this wan then sheep.

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night

They were called "Bomb Jovi". They were brilliant.

Their last song "Living on a prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.

I was interested so I asked him "Can you burn me a copy"

That was when the trouble started....

[Borg Refinery]

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

[Sheepy]

Welsh muslim was caught having sex with a sheep.
Today , he stated in court it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.

That will have done it.

[Borg Refinery]

Mick Jagger had a little pet sheep
Mick was very fond of her, and played with her all the time in his garden. One day, to his horror, he came outside and found his Scottish gardener vigorously fucking her. Furious, Mick yelled, "Hey, McCloud! Get Offa my ewe!"

[Borg Refinery]

I didn't threaten anyone Dyno, I told a true story, about an obnoxious youth getting a comeuppance. So, don't make up lies Sigmund.

Of course you've never threatened anyone. 

You are great amusement, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

did somebody mention the welsh?





whats that a welsh speed dating site dyno?

Well, from what JoG says about his 'pneumatic harems' from memory; those sheep are much prettier than some of the so called lasses in wales, you can't blame em really.  This is why I always warn sheepy to watch out while he's on here.. they might come up from behind and then it's curtains.. 

[Thomas]

Welsh muslim was caught having sex with a sheep.
Today , he stated in court it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.

[Thomas]

This was clearly Sheep's revenge on Cornwall for papa hurting his feelings. 

https://www.farminguk.com/news/criminals-steal-120-sheep-from-farm-in-cornwall_55731.html

did somebody mention the welsh?





whats that a welsh speed dating site dyno?

[Thomas]

come oan now ladies no fighting at the bar ....please.

[Sheepy]

I reckon Robroy isn't such a silly sheep as to threaten to ram and headbutt people on the internet who post silly jokes, because they hurt his feelies with silly videos, because he has a sense of humour..

I didn't threaten anyone Dyno, I told a true story, about an obnoxious youth getting a comeuppance. So, don't make up lies Sigmund.

[Borg Refinery]

I reckon Robroy can stand his ground with anyone Dyno, I wouldn't got there either.

I reckon Robroy isn't such a silly sheep as to threaten to ram and headbutt people on the internet who post silly jokes, because they hurt his feelies with silly videos, because he has a sense of humour..

[Borg Refinery]

This was clearly Sheep's revenge on Cornwall for papa hurting his feelings. 

https://www.farminguk.com/news/criminals-steal-120-sheep-from-farm-in-cornwall_55731.html

[Borg Refinery]

A Brit at Canberra airport get asked at customs desk if he has a criminal record.

"No, " He answers, puzzled, "I thought it wasn't required anymore."

To the criminals who stole my calendar

I hope you both get six months!

Grin for the mugshot Sheep

[Sheepy]

Well he admitted he likes to go around headbutting students. 

"Oh go on professor smurf, in your own words. I will do my best to understand. I might tell you about my headbutting a student and breaking his nose."

https://pol-tics.com/index.php/topic,1747.msg37187.html#msg37187

It takes a true drunk Frenchman to threaten papa who is usually threatening everyone else. That is so Hastings.



The left or right one?

Look, we can't all aspire to the high standards of others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs

I reckon Robroy can stand his ground with anyone Dyno, I wouldn't got there either.

[Borg Refinery]

A police description of a drunk French geezer with his missus and kids around Wellington Place. 



What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

I mean posting on here could be a full time job if you're on for over a month, 34 or maybe 35 days. Fair enough.



https://pol-tics.com/index.php?action=stats