Off topic thread (to the tower)

[Sheepy]

A fink dynamis has a hing about you sheep  , since you told him you headbutted a lefty student and use a cadac for tea.

well to be honest, I didn't ask what his politics were and after his mates had a word, he did the right thing and apologised to the lady in question. We decided not to tell my old mucker, because he really is a nasty bastard. Makes Ms Patel look like a saint.

[Borg Refinery]

Cruise missles?

Missiles
They don't sound very accurate.

Have you been listening to your hero pappy surf talk about using them on immigrants and idiots again?

On surfers yes.

Lovely guy dynamis , but gullible as feck so you are.

I want to hear a wee bit more of your idealism rather than materialism.?

Another time perhaps.

[Borg Refinery]

I knew it would be my fault, Thomas hates the Labour party with a passion, well because Sheepy is up his kilt.

Exactly correct.

[Thomas]

I knew it would be my fault, Thomas hates the Labour party with a passion, well because Sheepy is up his kilt.

A fink dynamis has a hing about you sheep  , since you told him you headbutted a lefty student and use a cadac for tea.

[Thomas]

Thomas was busy telling us how he keeps sheepy up his kilt and deploys him as a cruise missile of baffling bullshit that confuses and destroys folks with a mass of inanity. 

Cruise missles?

Have you been listening to your hero pappy surf talk about using them on immigrants and idiots again?

Lovely guy dynamis , but gullible as feck so you are.

I want to hear a wee bit more of your idealism rather than materialism.?

[Sheepy]

I knew it would be my fault, Thomas hates the Labour party with a passion, well because Sheepy is up his kilt.

[DeppityDawg]

Ah, all good then. Normality is restored....for a moment there I was starting to think everyone was going to start being nice to each other 

[Borg Refinery]

Thomas was busy telling us how he keeps sheepy up his kilt and deploys him as a cruise missile of baffling bullshit that confuses and destroys folks with a mass of inanity. 

[Thomas]

Have you lot been banished in here for fighting in the Wendy House 

aye borkie was just taking the cant out of the latest drive past post .

dynamis was just telling us about the poor and a better world under sir keir.

apart from that pappy is at his wits end with brexit , and beelbeeb is getting increasingly edgy about covid and no deal.

[DeppityDawg]

Have you lot been banished in here for fighting in the Wendy House 

[Thomas]

To be fair, unless you are getting it from the Polish subies who slaughter the Canadian geese in Clissold Park, I am not entirely sure how much of the meat is locally sourced. That said, I did know a fruma who distilled a decent drop of moonshine out of an iron dustbin 

FFS the albanians are eating our swans !

I am feckn pissin myself here borkie.

[Borchester]

Us too. Goose, gammon, chipolatas, pork, and streaky ordered from local butcher. Seafood platter ordered from fresh fish shop next door. Additional alcohol ready to be picked up tomorrow — though, unlike the other wares, I cannot claim most of that is from local brewery, distillery, or winery.

To be fair, unless you are getting it from the Polish subies who slaughter the Canadian geese in Clissold Park, I am not entirely sure how much of the meat is locally sourced. That said, I did know a fruma who distilled a decent drop of moonshine out of an iron dustbin 

[papasmurf]

Who in their right mind would book and expect  to travel abroad on vacation at this time...?

Precisely, and not just abroad.

[Borg Refinery]

Us too. Goose, gammon, chipolatas, pork, and streaky ordered from local butcher. Seafood platter ordered from fresh fish shop next door. Additional alcohol ready to be picked up tomorrow — though, unlike the other wares, I cannot claim most of that is from local brewery, distillery, or winery. Veg and fruit is being sorted today (we hear that broccoli, cauliflower, citrus and salads are likely to be in short supply as they're mostly imported).

But as I guess this isn't all about us, papasmurf, I'll stretch this post further and record that I find it difficult to have sympathy with those complaining their flights away for Christmas have been stopped.
Who in their right mind would book and expect  to travel abroad on vacation at this time...?

Sounds nice. Sounds like you are onto a winning streak.

(I'll get me coat..)

[patman post]

We have pre-ordered Christmas meat from an independent butcher who has no foreign meat in his establishment, order to be picked up 23rd December.

Us too. Goose, gammon, chipolatas, pork, and streaky ordered from local butcher. Seafood platter ordered from fresh fish shop next door. Additional alcohol ready to be picked up tomorrow — though, unlike the other wares, I cannot claim most of that is from local brewery, distillery, or winery. Veg and fruit is being sorted today (we hear that broccoli, cauliflower, citrus and salads are likely to be in short supply as they're mostly imported).

But as I guess this isn't all about us, papasmurf, I'll stretch this post further and record that I find it difficult to have sympathy with those complaining their flights away for Christmas have been stopped.
Who in their right mind would book and expect  to travel abroad on vacation at this time...?