Truch drivers' sandwiches in peril

[papasmurf]

Do you not realise this is a political stunt by the EU with absolutely no basis?

It is nothing of the kind, all that is being done is applying the rules and regulations the EU applies to all non EU countries.

[Nick]

Seriously I really think a lot of people did not realise the implications.  (However anyone who watches the various airport/border security programs on Freeview would know. There will be a vast range of food stuffs banned crossing borders.)

Do you not realise this is a political stunt by the EU with absolutely no basis?

[patman post]

True, possible. But H is 2 letters from H on my keyboard. I could better understand trucj or trucl or even trucm but truching heck!

How does fat fingered typing while doing the cub salute fit...?

[Barry]

(or fat fingered posters)

True, possible. But H is 2 letters from H on my keyboard. I could better understand trucj or trucl or even trucm but truching heck!

[T00ts]

What happens if they buy them on the ferry — does which side of the Channel are they officially from depend on the direction of crossing...?

Presumably they would have to eat them on the ferry! It's not rocket science!

[patman post]

For goodness sake - is it beyond the wit of truck drivers to manage to buy their sandwiches on the appropriate side of the channel?

What happens if they buy them on the ferry — does which side of the Channel are they officially from depend on the direction of crossing...?

[patman post]

It's a lorry for up market drivers who don't drop their aitches...

(or fat fingered posters)

[Barry]

Asking for Cornwall readers. What is a truch please?

[Borg Refinery]

The viscous personal attacks against the French-Algier piddle pot trucker twots are too much, it's too much, too much winning. 

Anyway, piddle pot son of a pease pudding, we are certain that sandwiches will cause the country to sink beneath the waves because the media have told us, so we must willingly obey this and start stamping our feet up and down to be sure it does.

There's such a thing as "believing making it happen".

What I mean is, if we believe there will be disaster, we will subconsciously enact it upon ourselves; politicians have to believe in themselves - in the country. There's a serious point in there somewhere, maybe.

And let's face it, this hugely demoralizing story will destroy people's confidence in the country completely, and we will be doomed.

Believe in yourself Britain, you can sandwich, you can pee in a bottle, you can do it..

[T00ts]

Exactly Toots. Nothing wrong with them peeing in bottles, but can't they empty the bloody things when they stop rather than chucking them into hedgerows? They sit there month after month until they start to boil in the May sunshine and then the bottles burst and the scent of the darling buds of May is drowned by the aroma of matured piddle.

Gits

Last time I pulled up in a truckers stop they must have run out of bottles. If ever there was a reason to wear a mask that was it!      

[Borchester]

They will do what truckers always do.

Exactly Toots. Nothing wrong with them peeing in bottles, but can't they empty the bloody things when they stop rather than chucking them into hedgerows? They sit there month after month until they start to boil in the May sunshine and then the bottles burst and the scent of the darling buds of May is drowned by the aroma of matured piddle.

Gits

[Borchester]

For goodness sake - is it beyond the wit of truck drivers to manage to buy their sandwiches on the appropriate side of the channel?

Yes, but the media is desperate for news so come out with any old crap so as to put something between the increasingly rare ads.

Mind you, things are looking a bit odd in Johnny Foreigner land. This property sits on two thirds of an acre of land, has 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms and is going for the price of a second hand garden shed on the right side of Channel.
https://www.french-property.com/sale-property/1-IFPC26649?source=featured-search   

Maybe the French government don't want the locals to realise that other nationals eat on a regular basis.

[T00ts]

A bit difficult in a 20 mile long traffic queue. ( A bigger problem is where are they supposed to go to the toilet.)

They will do what truckers always do.

[papasmurf]

For goodness sake - is it beyond the wit of truck drivers to manage to buy their sandwiches on the appropriate side of the channel?

A bit difficult in a 20 mile long traffic queue. ( A bigger problem is where are they supposed to go to the toilet.)

[T00ts]

For goodness sake - is it beyond the wit of truck drivers to manage to buy their sandwiches on the appropriate side of the channel?