Forum pantomime

johnofgwent · December 23, 2020, 11:05:42 PM

Having actually AUDITIONED to be a panto dame for the local psnto society, and having been judged as accepted by the society chairman, himself one of the four existing society panto dames, and part of the audition panel, I claim the role of Whittington's cook on the Saucy Sue.

(Shortly after my audition Blair took us into Iraq and I was too busy freelancing keeping the military shit I'd designed going to join the concert party, but I gotta say looking back, i ought to have done, because it ain't half wet (on Salisbury plain) mum...

DeppityDawg · December 23, 2020, 08:49:34 PM

Quote from: Borchester on December 23, 2020, 08:44:25 PMWell I laughed.

I think it went over both his heads

Borchester · December 23, 2020, 08:44:25 PM

Quote from: papasmurf on December 23, 2020, 06:29:30 PM
Is that supposed to be funny?

Well I laughed.

Thomas · December 23, 2020, 08:30:38 PM

DeppityDawg · December 23, 2020, 08:20:25 PM

Quote from: cromwell on December 23, 2020, 07:47:47 PMWell I've got Thomas down as Alladin and his lamp,he's from Glasgow and if you say the wrong thing he'll lamp you

You don't even have to say the wrong thing. Saying anything will do

cromwell · December 23, 2020, 08:19:59 PM

Quote from: Nick on December 23, 2020, 07:56:29 PM
Nutcracker?? You'll have to explain that one 😂

Well DD had Baz down as buttons,I was going to cast you in that role since you pay the mods in buttons,but then realised you pay bugger all

Nick · December 23, 2020, 07:58:15 PM

Quote from: Borchester on December 23, 2020, 06:24:48 PM
Pappy as both the Ugly Sisters

Surely Pappy is the Grinch?

Nick · December 23, 2020, 07:56:29 PM

Quote from: T00ts on December 23, 2020, 06:31:29 PMNick as the nutcracker?

Nutcracker?? You'll have to explain that one 😂

Barry · December 23, 2020, 07:53:20 PM

Dynamis as Aladdin and Snow White

cromwell · December 23, 2020, 07:47:47 PM

Quote from: DeppityDawg on December 23, 2020, 07:40:12 PM
There are plenty of Wishy Washy's on here to choose from

Well I've got Thomas down as Alladin and his lamp,he's from Glasgow and if you say the wrong thing he'll lamp you

DeppityDawg · December 23, 2020, 07:40:12 PM

Quote from: cromwell on December 23, 2020, 07:20:46 PMRight so if I have to be widow twankey the Chinese laundry woman sampan will have to be wishy washy my assistant

There are plenty of Wishy Washy's on here to choose from

cromwell · December 23, 2020, 07:20:46 PM

Right so if I have to be widow twankey the Chinese laundry woman sampan will have to be wishy washy my assistant

T00ts · December 23, 2020, 06:50:45 PM

Quote from: Sheepy on December 23, 2020, 06:46:57 PM
I have been called a lot worse you can bet on that; I am thinking where that blue rinse fits in the Panto.

I do hope you are only speaking figuratively!

Sheepy · December 23, 2020, 06:46:57 PM

Quote from: T00ts on December 23, 2020, 06:38:13 PM
We have to include Sheepy! I've always had him down as a bit of a woolsack - since he always seems to have the insider knowledge.

I have been called a lot worse you can bet on that; I am thinking where that blue rinse fits in the Panto.

T00ts · December 23, 2020, 06:38:13 PM

We have to include Sheepy! I've always had him down as a bit of a woolsack - since he always seems to have the insider knowledge.