What kind of Christmas sorcery is this?

[Sheepy]

How is the Internet connection in your camper? Is it up to a 6way video call?

Well funny you should mention that, I said I would have been happy going away in my old bus, which she said we can go to Suffolk they have snow, I said no we can't its why we have to video call in the first place. then she went off on one about being locked up. Mumbling something about this is just ridiculous. I know I said, the sky is still there, this is a worrying thing. Then she said dinner is on but not ready yet, so I said, let's have it at 3pm, Oh it will ready long before then. LOL 

[Barry]

How is the Internet connection in your camper? Is it up to a 6way video call?

[Sheepy]

Mrs Bucket says I cannot open my Christmas stocking until 3 PM when we are having a family video call where we watch each other open our stockings and see the glee on each other's faces, so I said, we will be missing Mrs Queen, well exactly she said, we will do our bit while Mrs Queen is doing her bit, as we all have to do our bit. I reckon I have been bamboozled by some kind of sorcery.