Well, who would have guessed after all that chocolate?

[DeppityDawg]

Just trying to work out what a large violin has to do with anything..........

Missed ya 

Missed you too, sugar....no ones done the fecking hoovering 

[DeppityDawg]

Did Dawg pop down the corner shop? buy a bottle of wine and a nice box of chocolates?

Nah, Sheepwash. I'm not the fuel station flowers type. I said "Hey gorgeous...wanna cuppa tea?" The temperature lifted a few degrees, and then I was in the home straight 

Women. Nothing to it mate 

[Sheepy]

Did Dawg pop down the corner shop? buy a bottle of wine and a nice box of chocolates?

[cromwell]

Just trying to work out what a large violin has to do with anything..........

Missed ya 

Probably an orchestrated effort

[Bright Young Thing]

I did doll! I've been telling her how gorgeous she looks for the last three hours, and viola, now I'm forgiven!! (for the moment anyway)

Glad you're back - now this place will get run properly 

Just trying to work out what a large violin has to do with anything..........

Missed ya 

[DeppityDawg]

*shakes head*

Deppity, Deppity, Deppity.......did you learn NOTHING from our time in the shed???

I did doll! I've been telling her how gorgeous she looks for the last three hours, and viola, now I'm forgiven!! (for the moment anyway)

Glad you're back - now this place will get run properly 

[Bright Young Thing]

*shakes head*

Deppity, Deppity, Deppity.......did you learn NOTHING from our time in the shed???

[DeppityDawg]

After several hours of schmoozing, it looks like the charges have been dropped 

[Sheepy]

That's evil!!

well, you would say that, I would call it a little wisdom. 

[T00ts]

Nah! I would have agreed that weight watchers was a good idea, eaten my salad and ordered a take away while she was with her chums having a group speak and a weigh in. told he when she got home how great she looks and that new dress she shopped for would fit a treat. Everyone is happy.

That's evil!!

[Sheepy]

Ooooh you just want to see him beheaded!!   

Nah! I would have agreed that weight watchers was a good idea, eaten my salad and ordered a take away while she was with her chums having a group speak and a weigh in. told her when she got home how great she looks and that new dress she shopped for would fit a treat. Everyone is happy.

[T00ts]

Big mistake Dawg, you never said anything like, are you sure you want all that chocolate when she was wolfing it down, which she would have given you one of those looks and said of course I do, then you could have said, excellent I love salads.

Ooooh you just want to see him beheaded!!   

[Sheepy]

Big mistake Dawg, you never said anything like, are you sure you want all that chocolate when she was wolfing it down, which she would have given you one of those looks and said of course I do, then you could have said, excellent I love salads.

[johnofgwent]

There should be an instruction manual with women, and a warning not to try and operate one when under the influence of alcohol 

Given the role of booze in facilitating sex, the country cannot withstand the population drop enforcing that restriction would cause.


Enjoy the doghouse DD

[T00ts]

There should be an instruction manual with women, and a warning not to try and operate one when under the influence of alcohol 

So true - but that's what keeps men interested!