Reason To Take Vaccine

[Streetwalker]

That naughty conspiracy theorist Scott, said the vaccines had not been properly tested. it seems he is correct. But then you knew it was purely voluntary. Take vaccine Sheepy, wear the mask sheepy, not a chance.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/spot-symptoms-blood-clot-172804860.html

It would seem the scare stories are catching on . My lad got a call to go and get the  AZ jab yesterday as there were spaces .  He went down to the jab centre and reported he was the only person there for the jab with 10 or so cubicles ready and waiting . I do hope this was for other reasons than people taking too much notice of the blood clot .

[Sheepy]

That naughty conspiracy theorist Scott, said the vaccines had not been properly tested. it seems he is correct. But then you knew it was purely voluntary. Take vaccine Sheepy, wear the mask sheepy, not a chance.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/spot-symptoms-blood-clot-172804860.html

[Scott777]

WHO: Europe's vaccine rollout unacceptably slow
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56600660

Says WHO?  😉

[Barry]

WHO: Europe's vaccine rollout unacceptably slow
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56600660

[Barry]

I would think that Macron is now looking across La Manche with some regret that he bad mouthed the vaccines whilst closing down and locking down again, whilst screaming send more vaccines. What a silly man.

[Barry]

You are talking the language of nods and winks designed to disguise a conspiracy theory. Apparently one that all global politicians of every political hue, and most medical practitioners globally are all in on. How about something concrete? To what purpose? And who is running this supposed global conspiracy to convince us that a supposedly non-existent pandemic is real? Methinks the vast majority of medical practitioners throughout the world know a little more about the facts than does little old Barry, led alone Scott777, .

Seems you need to carefully read what I posted instead of debating what is in your imagination, Steve.

[Scott777]

You are talking the language of nods and winks designed to disguise a conspiracy theory. Apparently one that all global politicians of every political hue, and most medical practitioners globally are all in on. How about something concrete? To what purpose? And who is running this supposed global conspiracy to convince us that a supposedly non-existent pandemic is real? Methinks the vast majority of medical practitioners throughout the world know a little more about the facts than does little old Barry, led alone Scott777, .

Me and Barry have also conspired to talk about conspiracy theories, but this will protect you from our plans.  😎

[srb7677]

It's worse than I thought.  😜
Thanks for checking.

Where is a good laughter incon when you need one.

[srb7677]

Matt Hancock has been asked how many people have died within 3 weeks of having the vaccine.
He would not answer the question in Parliament.
I can understand that older people will die, whether they have a vaccine or not, so I can see his reluctance.
Even if he is happy to say the number of people who die within 28 days of a +ve Covid test, even though they are old, ill and frail.
Different objectives, you see.

You are talking the language of nods and winks designed to disguise a conspiracy theory. Apparently one that all global politicians of every political hue, and most medical practitioners globally are all in on. How about something concrete? To what purpose? And who is running this supposed global conspiracy to convince us that a supposedly non-existent pandemic is real? Methinks the vast majority of medical practitioners throughout the world know a little more about the facts than does little old Barry, led alone Scott777, .

[Barry]

Matt Hancock has been asked how many people have died within 3 weeks of having the vaccine.
He would not answer the question in Parliament.
I can understand that older people will die, whether they have a vaccine or not, so I can see his reluctance.
Even if he is happy to say the number of people who die within 28 days of a +ve Covid test, even though they are old, ill and frail.
Different objectives, you see.

[johnofgwent]

It's worse than I thought.  😜
Thanks for checking.

My pleasure. Enlightened self interest since they'll be expecting my grand daughter to do it at home before going to school ...

[Scott777]

Ok.


I think the real problem is here


https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m4941


The lateral flow test has a false positive rate in excess of FIFTY per cent in this British Medical Journal report of a study of 7500 university students ...


The false positives in PCR testing arise entirely through the ability to create a disaster out of thin air if you keep running test cycle after cycle. But the lateral flow t at seems a while heap of extra shyte on top

It's worse than I thought.  😜
Thanks for checking.

[johnofgwent]

Ok.


I think the real problem is here


https://www.bmj.com/content/371/bmj.m4941


The lateral flow test has a false positive rate in excess of FIFTY per cent in this British Medical Journal report of a study of 7500 university students ...


The false positives in PCR testing arise entirely through the ability to create a disaster out of thin air if you keep running test cycle after cycle. But the lateral flow t at seems a while heap of extra shyte on top

[Borchester]

43 , 23 , 100take away the power of 16 , what the fecks going on ?

All I want to know is when's the pub open ?


Keep it under your hat but someone told me under oath and on the punishment of death that if we all have the vaccine , and heres the weird bit , they could be open by the summer . Dont quote ,its just a rumour .

Well, 100^16 = 10^32

And if that is the number of seconds then the pubs should open in the summer/early autumn of 88421 AD, by which time even Coronation Street might have come to an end, so raise a pint of milk stout in memory of Ena Sharples

[Scott777]

Keep it under your hat but someone told me under oath and on the punishment of death that if we all have the vaccine , and heres the weird bit , they could be open by the summer . Dont quote ,its just a rumour .

Well, ya know, there was a rumour in March last year that we just needed to flatten the curve.  😉