Darwin awards

[Thomas]

This must be the top Darwin award for last year, awarded posthumously:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/14/healthy-man-who-blasted-coronavirus-hype-refused-wear-mask-killed-12987711/

Im sure this story has made your life complete quackers.

Imagine gloating over a mans death to puff up your own self righteousness?! Just about sums you up though , and that twisted liberal mind of yours.

[HDQQ]

This must be the top Darwin award for last year, awarded posthumously:

https://metro.co.uk/2020/07/14/healthy-man-who-blasted-coronavirus-hype-refused-wear-mask-killed-12987711/

[johnofgwent]

i read that story cromwell. What a feckin muppet.


John says only in america........but i disagree.

Actually, after today (never mind why, too long Ng a story even for me) you're right. The "but it doesnt say not to in the instructions" excuse has arrived. No fatalities but it will take my daughters upstairs neighbour bloody ages to clean the kitchen

[cromwell]

Oh dear, what a shame, never mind.
Sorry Cromwell, I know you don't favour the death sentence for thieving.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-51326361

Well that's an accident ain't it

Wonder what he'll say when he gets to the Pearly Gates?

I'm exhausted?

[Barry]

Oh dear, what a shame, never mind.
Sorry Cromwell, I know you don't favour the death sentence for thieving.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-51326361

A man was crushed to death when a car fell on him while he was stealing its catalytic converter, an inquest heard.

Gary Gray, 38, from Swindon, was found under the vehicle by staff at JB Autos in the town, when they came into work the next morning on 15 November.

Wiltshire and Swindon Coroner's Court heard the car jack became "dislodged" and the vehicle dropped on to him.

Assistant coroner Ian Singleton concluded Mr Gray's death was accidental.

The inquest heard he had broken into the garage in Stratton Road, on the Marshgate Industrial Estate, after hours.

Wonder what he'll say when he gets to the Pearly Gates?

[Bright Young Thing]

And to thomas's part of the world https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-55950942

OK if you're driving a tank on a battlefield and you run a few of the enemy over. 

I can never understand how anyone can think it's okay to drive a car that you can't see out of - whether that be the front, side or rear! Also we've had over a foot of snow up here this week and there are plenty of cars driving about with the roof still covered in snow. This is also fecking dangerous!! Should be dangerous driving plus a short ban IMO.

[Sheepy]

And to thomas's part of the world https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-55950942

OK if you're driving a tank on a battlefield and you run a few of the enemy over. 

Well look on the brightside, they are moving onto the economy now, so Covid must be on the retreat and pretty soon your life will be full of woe and stress over money. Darwin awards oh right.

[cromwell]

And to thomas's part of the world https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-55950942

OK if you're driving a tank on a battlefield and you run a few of the enemy over. 

[Thomas]

And just when you thought people couldn't be more stupid.

"I ran out of hairspray,I know I'll spray some strong glue on it that'll do the trick" and so the daft bat ends up in hospital and now wants to sue gorilla glue..........on what grounds?......perhaps the fact  she's a feckin idiot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9238843/Woman-set-hair-Gorilla-Glue-wants-SUE-company-spending-22-hours-ER.html

i read that story cromwell. What a feckin muppet.


John says only in america........but i disagree.

Thats where we are headed pardon the pun.

Time to trim the herd i think.

[johnofgwent]

And just when you thought people couldn't be more stupid.

"I ran out of hairspray,I know I'll spray some strong glue on it that'll do the trick" and so the daft bat ends up in hospital and now wants to sue gorilla glue..........on what grounds?......perhaps the fact  she's a feckin idiot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9238843/Woman-set-hair-Gorilla-Glue-wants-SUE-company-spending-22-hours-ER.html

Only in America where they dry poodles in microwaves...


I can confirm - three pantry shelves and the airing cupboard have been successfully secured with the stuff - the bottle carries a prominent warning not to allow it to adhere to skin ..

[cromwell]

And just when you thought people couldn't be more stupid.

"I ran out of hairspray,I know I'll spray some strong glue on it that'll do the trick" and so the daft bat ends up in hospital and now wants to sue gorilla glue..........on what grounds?......perhaps the fact  she's a feckin idiot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-9238843/Woman-set-hair-Gorilla-Glue-wants-SUE-company-spending-22-hours-ER.html

[DeppityDawg]

Yeah I know ,most things are I'm a real Nazi/Liberal

I was going to edit it, but I can't. And Nick has obviously lost his sense of humour because he's closed my "can't edit posts" thread. You liberal nazi 

[cromwell]

This is what society looks like when people's sense of entitlement exceeds their quota of common sense. Back when, the guy/lass at the window would have told her to feck off and no one would have given a toss. Whats happened between a 1980s McDonalds and a 2021 McDonalds?....oh wait....40 years of ever increasing liberal policies and politeness. Its your fault Ken Clarke, you helped make these people

Yeah I know ,most things are I'm a real Nazi/Liberal

[Borchester]

https://www.mylondon.news/news/uk-world-news/mcdonalds-customer-calls-police-after-19687090

You should be reported for eating that crap

To be fair that article did appear in MyLondon, a site that urged me enter my full postcode and get an up date on the crime figures. Apparently there were 165 serious assaults in November 2020 which, considering that the code only covers 6 houses and the fact that, to be frank, we are all cracking on a bit, is flattering but not very realistic.

[DeppityDawg]

https://www.mylondon.news/news/uk-world-news/mcdonalds-customer-calls-police-after-19687090

You should be reported for eating that crap

This is what society looks like when people's sense of entitlement exceeds their quota of common sense. Back when, the guy/lass at the window would have told her to feck off and no one would have given a toss. Whats happened between a 1980s McDonalds and a 2021 McDonalds?....oh wait....40 years of ever increasing liberal policies and politeness. Its your fault Ken Clarke, you helped make these people