Woman intrudes in Prince Andrew's home

[Borchester]

Maybe she was a red hot 44 year old or a very sexy roly poly lady a'la Diana Dors.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fpixels.com%2Ffeatured%2F1-a-kid-for-two-farthings-diana-dors-everett.html&psig=AOvVaw0I49peuGQI28GOCySRCERD&ust=1619944000595000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCMjC1eeHqPACFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE

[Sampanviking]

But a 44-year old, with his reputation?   


Even though she wouldn't have needed to show her birth certificate, she surely wouldn't have passed the teenage test...

Maybe she was a red hot 44 year old or a very sexy roly poly lady a'la Diana Dors.

[patman post]

Maybe its not that unusual an event!

But a 44-year old, with his reputation?   


Even though she wouldn't have needed to show her birth certificate, she surely wouldn't have passed the teenage test...

[cromwell]

Irene Windsor?

Not the brightest sparks were they

[Borchester]

Maybe its not that unusual an event!

Hopefully not. At least this lass is above the age of consent 

[Sampanviking]

Maybe its not that unusual an event!

[Barry]

Sack the prats.

[Streetwalker]

Just cant get the staff

[patman post]

 A woman — a Spanish national aged 44 — sparked a major security scare after being found wandering around Prince Andrew's official residence after being mistakenly let in by guards.
Bungling security officers even paid for the intruder's cab fare after she turned up at Royal Lodge, in Windsor Great Park, claiming to have a lunch appointment with the Duke of York.Police were called and the woman told them she was engaged to Prince Andrew and lived there with him, giving officers her name as Irene Windsor.
She was arrested on suspicion of burglary and later sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14700679/prince-andrew-security-scare-windsor/

Weren't guards suspicious when a 44-year old woman arrived and asked for Prince Andrew...?