I hope no one dies

[papasmurf]

It could be worse. I await the Darwin awards when these get to be commonplace:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5m42Gku94U

[Borchester]

I have just come back from collecting Madam's mobility scooter. The bloody thing weighs a ton and was covered in grease, so by the time we had struck it down and put it in the back of the motor my best shirt and trousers were smeared with grot and my black shoes look as though they have been feed through something or other that chews up shoes.

Maybe the next death will involve a funky, celebration of life and twanging guitar events and then I can go in one of my Asda T shirt and then every body will think that I am being really cool instead of cheap, but I would not lay money on it.