I don't like to sound schmultzy, but this autumn of life

[Borchester]

Somebody needs to take a stand they are trying to ruin my favourite Olympic sport Borchester, they need locking up not a fine, worse than bank robbers.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/news/fury-as-norwegian-handball-team-fined-for-not-wearing-bikini-bottoms/ar-AAMmO9M?ocid=msedgntp

Well there you are!

Another plus. There I am on the bus all rheumy eyed and the women folk think I am sweet and don't realise that I am looking down their shirt fronts.

[Sheepy]

lark is a load of bollocks.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the bills are paid and every so often the state and various other bodies sends me money for staying alive. I like to groan and creak a bit to keep family and friends on their toes, but to be honest, I have never had it so good. 

Somebody needs to take a stand they are trying to ruin my favourite Olympic sport Borchester, they need locking up not a fine, worse than bank robbers.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/news/fury-as-norwegian-handball-team-fined-for-not-wearing-bikini-bottoms/ar-AAMmO9M?ocid=msedgntp

[Borchester]

 lark is a load of bollocks.

The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the bills are paid and every so often the state and various other bodies sends me money for staying alive. I like to groan and creak a bit to keep family and friends on their toes, but to be honest, I have never had it so good.