Dad, I want to get married

Started by Barry, December 05, 2019, 03:58:26 PM

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Churchill

<r><COLOR color=\"#4000FF\">>After years of waiting at long last on our way out of the EU <E>]</e></COLOR></r>

Barry

Four years old boy: Dad I've decided to get married



Dad says: That's good lad, do you have a girl in mind?



Boy: Yes, it's Grandma! She says she loves me. I love her too not to mention the cakes and her stories are the best in the world.



Dad says: That's nice, but we have a small problem here...



Boy: What problem?



Dad: She happens to be my mother. How can you marry my mother?



Boy: Why not, you married mine?

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This made me laugh as we have a 4 year old grandson who loves my wife's cakes. (So do I!)
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