Another Farmer Story

[Churchill]

Way up in the Pennines an old Framer gets into bed with his who is ready the paper.



He say to his wife, times are getting harder dear everything is getting more expense we need to spend less and save money.



What do you suggests we do then, he took hold of her left breast and said if you could get them firmer you would not need to spend money on bras all the time.



She reached over grabbed his John Thomas and said if you could get that firmer we could save much more.



How do you work that out my love he asked.



Simple we could sack your brother, the cow hand, and the stable boy